h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dipping a flake in hot ....

"but if they were to settle down in your bed, they'd be lying down to lay eggs. And if you laid a sweater on your bed, it would be lying there after you laid it there"

ah...
so does 'getting laid' literally mean being laid down (like a sweater...)??

Sorry couldn't help but wonder...

Lizard King

Depends on whether you're active or passive - strangely, "lying" sounds more passive than "getting laid"

still, whether you *are* active or passive, the phrase makes you look passive...

Maybe it's got something to do with the British nature of saying "sorry" and "thank you" for absolutely *everything* whether it's due or not... So saying "I got laid by X" would mean "I thank X for lying with me"??? But possibly this is for some other thread.

Enough! am signing off in a minute...
Oh, and to stick to the thread: sleeping, and staying in bed dozing off long after waking up-time...very pleasurable

Lizard King

I always say sorry after sex. It's ingrained.

My mother was a fastidiously clean woman, so the thought of spilling something *deliberately* is hard to get used to.

And there was I thinking birdwatching was an innocent activity.

for SWL

Freshly made choch croissants and coffee...*ah*...

...Here SWL - , that mess is bigger than it looks

Hearing the *thump* of a letter you were expecting *finally* arriving on the doormat...!!

This may be a little perverse but I kinda like sniffing pepper to see if it will make me sneeze.

Leaving work on a sunny Friday afternoon...
see you later!

Picking a scab

Ooh, good one

Adding a bit of a SM twist - letting your wife pick your scabs

popping a spot

eeeuw

Ripping the seal off a fresh jar of Nescafe and having the first sniff of it

Yeah Chas. Also drumming on the unbroken seal with a spoon to see how hard you can go before the seal breaks or tears.

I like your SM twist SWL.

Something that is immensely irritating: getting an itchy testicle in public.

And the little activity that is strangely pleasurable: being able to scratch AFM itchy testicle in the privacy of your own home.

And to bring the tone up a bit: walking past a pub a smelling the distinctive beer smell.

Agree with the beer smell