h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks

But now I have to leave again - sadly, work calleth...

Such is life W*rk is the curse of the Drinking classes

Listening to your pet breathing while it sleeps.

Stroking Guinea Pigs / Cats / Rats depending on preference and availability.

Cooking and eating with one's family a real traditional meal of roast beef and roast potatoes followed by apple pie. (Can't move for a week but so what)

Nibbling your nails ..., but curiously staisfying...

Sucking your toes (not that i'd do it of course) and watching your dog dream

of course not Miz , we believe you

"giggle"

it being a hot day... getting a shower late at night, washing my hair, then walking into my bedroom starkers and putting the fan on full all that nice cold air over a completly naked body

"Arriving" at the same time as your partner.

Oh, yes, 'cause then only one of you has to fumble for the keys and unlock the door, right?

Yup, that's it

It's been said before & for those that smoke the first Ciggie of the day ...

putting water in a pitcher and having it come up exactly to the little line even if you weren't trying

Does everyone know what a "skelf" is?

er, no?

A skelf is a little splinter of wood.

Taking your shoes off for the final time in a day...

Clearing all the kipple from one's pockets...