h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Finding a cool breeze

*Bites tongue over Mals post, to prevent expulsion from Hootoo*

*Bites Mals tongue.....well, just cos it's there really*

Ouch!

Oh don't over-react it was only a nibble

I dunno about over there, but in Germany, nibbling on strangers' tongues with no advance warning and without their permission is generally frowned upon

Ach, that's a very illiberal attitude.

Anybody fancy a nibble?

Really!!!!!!


Cooo, and i thought WE were the ones with all the hang-ups.
Over here you see, it's taken as a sign of friendship, and happens on nearly evert street in Britain.


Of course, our jails are also VERY full

>> Of course, our jails are also VERY full <<

That's only because we don't have enough of them!

RF

We have enough jails RF, it's just that we seem to have forgotton the concept of the dungeon.........or as i like to think of it, multi-story punishment

That's because people can, uh, bite eachother's tongues to make a human rope and climb out

I think I see a flaw there Birdman

You'd see each floor i reckon.........as you dropped past em

Oh yes, that would be strangely pleasurable

Unless you get friendly with a really big frog

Chirac?

Ribbit.

Or Gerard DippydeDooda

Do ribbits have long tongues?

They have long ears though. How many ribbits would you have to tie together by the ears to escape from a third floor window?

I think we should be told.