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Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jun 21, 2006
Ah, I've been misread: I get phonecalls from people making excuses. And I can honestly say that women ignore the 'yep, you can shut up now, I've heard it all before, we're still sending the bloke's 'round' thing more than blokes. Why do women think that the more they prattle the less harsh it will be? Sorry birds: shut up, accept it, and you might get us on side. Babble on about every excuse under the sun and you'll only make us peeved!
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
swl Posted Jun 21, 2006
I've been waiting ages for someone to bring up masturbation. Finally somebody slips it in between two bits of trivia, (ooh er missus) and nobody comments.
Oh
Then again,
Do tele-sales calls inspire you to masturbation?
Yup, definately .
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
JohnnyK - I am the 2% Posted Jun 21, 2006
Oh dear, the thread has gone to the pervs...
Drinking a whole bottle of Cream Liquer...pleasurable in action and effect
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jun 21, 2006
I weren't being perv, I were being righteously indignated by women's ability to chat for fleckin' ages while one's trying to tell themn to shut the flap up so I can deal with their blistering complaint!
They don't shut up, I get angry. Thank Bob I don't do women!
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jun 21, 2006
Ooh crivvens. Can I just pour some oil on the waters? But I'm not poiling oild on no birds. They'd only complain.
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
You can call me TC Posted Jun 24, 2006
Scuse me.
Standing on a rocky beach and not being able to hear anything but the sea. Preferably looking seawards and not being able to see anything but the sea either.
Turning up the volume - as long as it's me doing it and no one else.
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jun 24, 2006
Stroking ones beard...
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
loonycat - run out of fizz Posted Jun 24, 2006
Laying on the bed watching seagulls fly past the window.
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jun 24, 2006
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
JohnnyK - I am the 2% Posted Jun 24, 2006
Ahh the fun and convoluted English language...
Mnutes silence for all the condemmed bars - Cadbury's are recalling a million odd bars that *may* be contaminated with salmonella...
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jun 24, 2006
but if they were to settle down in your bed, they'd be lying down to lay eggs. And if you laid a sweater on your bed, it would be lying there after you laid it there
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jun 24, 2006
Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
swl Posted Jun 26, 2006
Finding a £1 coin down the back of the couch
*Scarlett O'Hara Impersonation Alert*
"...and we'll nevah be hungry again!"
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Little activities that are strangely pleasurable
- 81: Tabitca (Jun 21, 2006)
- 82: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Jun 21, 2006)
- 83: swl (Jun 21, 2006)
- 84: JohnnyK - I am the 2% (Jun 21, 2006)
- 85: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Jun 21, 2006)
- 86: JohnnyK - I am the 2% (Jun 21, 2006)
- 87: swl (Jun 21, 2006)
- 88: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Jun 21, 2006)
- 89: loonycat - run out of fizz (Jun 22, 2006)
- 90: You can call me TC (Jun 24, 2006)
- 91: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jun 24, 2006)
- 92: JohnnyK - I am the 2% (Jun 24, 2006)
- 93: loonycat - run out of fizz (Jun 24, 2006)
- 94: Malabarista - now with added pony (Jun 24, 2006)
- 95: loonycat - run out of fizz (Jun 24, 2006)
- 96: JohnnyK - I am the 2% (Jun 24, 2006)
- 97: Malabarista - now with added pony (Jun 24, 2006)
- 98: loonycat - run out of fizz (Jun 24, 2006)
- 99: Malabarista - now with added pony (Jun 24, 2006)
- 100: swl (Jun 26, 2006)
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