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Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 81

Tabitca

sucking the smiley - choc off a chocolate finger biscuit


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 82

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Ah, I've been misread: I get phonecalls from people making excuses. And I can honestly say that women ignore the 'yep, you can shut up now, I've heard it all before, we're still sending the bloke's 'round' thing more than blokes. Why do women think that the more they prattle the less harsh it will be? Sorry birds: shut up, accept it, and you might get us on side. Babble on about every excuse under the sun and you'll only make us peeved!


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 83

swl

I've been waiting ages for someone to bring up masturbation. Finally somebody slips it in between two bits of trivia, (ooh er missus) and nobody comments.

Oh

Then again,

Do tele-sales calls inspire you to masturbation?

Yup, definately smiley - weird.


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 84

JohnnyK - I am the 2%

Oh dear, the thread has gone to the pervs...

Drinking a whole bottle of Cream Liquer...pleasurable in action and effect smiley - biggrin


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 85

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

I weren't being perv, I were being righteously indignated by women's ability to chat for fleckin' ages while one's trying to tell themn to shut the flap up so I can deal with their blistering complaint!

They don't shut up, I get angry. Thank Bob I don't do women!


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 86

JohnnyK - I am the 2%

SWL was tho' Roymondo ol bean...smiley - cheerupsmiley - oksmiley - cheers


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 87

swl

Oi !! He brought up the five finger shuffle first smiley - cross


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 88

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Ooh crivvens. Can I just pour some oil on the waters? But I'm not poiling oild on no birds. They'd only complain.


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 89

loonycat - run out of fizz

I know a few blokes who could gossip and witter on for England.

*gives Roymondo a swift kick*
smiley - nahnah


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 90

You can call me TC

Scuse me.

Standing on a rocky beach and not being able to hear anything but the sea. Preferably looking seawards and not being able to see anything but the sea either.

Turning up the volume - as long as it's me doing it and no one else.


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 91

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Stroking ones beard...


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 92

JohnnyK - I am the 2%

Soaking your feet after a long walk - bliss smiley - biggrin


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 93

loonycat - run out of fizz

Laying on the bed watching seagulls fly past the window.


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 94

Malabarista - now with added pony

(Laying what? An egg?)

Explaining the difference between "lying" and "laying" smiley - winkeye


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 95

loonycat - run out of fizz

Ok, I'm lying on the bed, the seagulls are laying eggs.
I lie, they lay smiley - huh


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 96

JohnnyK - I am the 2%

Ahh the fun and convoluted English language...

Mnutes silence for all the condemmed smiley - choc bars - Cadbury's are recalling a million odd bars that *may* be contaminated with salmonella...smiley - crysmiley - wahsmiley - crysmiley - wah


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 97

Malabarista - now with added pony

but if they were to settle down in your bed, they'd be lying down to lay eggs. And if you laid a sweater on your bed, it would be lying there after you laid it there smiley - winkeye


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 98

loonycat - run out of fizz

AAAAAAAAArgh! smiley - headhurts

Want smiley - choc
smiley - sadface


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 99

Malabarista - now with added pony

Me, too. Poor smiley - chocsmiley - wah


Little activities that are strangely pleasurable

Post 100

swl

Finding a £1 coin down the back of the couch smiley - biggrin

*Scarlett O'Hara Impersonation Alert*

"...and we'll nevah be hungry again!"


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