h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

actually, I get my wife to do it for me

In fact, my wife does a lot of pleasurable things for me

runs her fingers through my (sadly becoming historical) hair for 10 minutes at a time

picks my scabs, (yeah, a bit )

squeezes blackheads on my neck & back

cuts my hair, (I especially love the trimmers on my neck)

ooh er, does this make me seem a bit strange?

Yes!


but did you expect a different answer?

Seems perfectly normal to me

I'm sure some married person will come along soon to confirm that.



soon










very soon ?

I do pluck his eyebrows for him!! Does that count?

Depends if he finds it pleasurable or you do. Judging by the dragging by the ears incident I just witnessed, I suspect you might be the one deriving the pleasure

oh yeah, DDD has plucked eyebrows

girly

plucked eyebrows

How about sorting all your series of books into the right order, though that only lasts about two days?

>Getting PVA glue all over your fingers then peeling it off<

Or even selastic!

And also, SWL, popping blackheads/spots on hubby's back

He's a bloke! He has those stray eyebrow hairs that just need removing!!! To be honest, mine need it more but mine are blonde so you can't see the stray ones!!!!

Mala, I must admit to a slight organisation in the book area, but not alphabetical, cos thats just anal!!!

I'm blonde but mine are dark - now that's odd

Weeeeeelllll...

I do have them sorted by sorts of books (for Uni, and those split into history/theory and practical, and general reference books, and novels) and then again by languages. But barely any *cough cough* are in alphabetical order.

Weeelllll, if we are now talking anal

Virtually all my cd's and dvd's are alphabetical - and I'm a woman!!!!

The new Live Cd arrived yesterday, I'm gonna have to rearrange all of them to fit the blighter in! Maybe it'll just have sit on the kitchen table for a few days

My CDs are all stuck in a box for moving already.

Speaking of - there's a good one. Finally fitting every piece of furniture into the perfect place in a drawing of a new flat

....and getting it in there and fininding it doesn't *quite* fit properly

Oh my, that should have read "finding"

I hope not!

Ok - I'm anal. I measured the whole place exactly and then made a 3D CAD drawing of it Then measured all the furniture to stick it in.

Modelling those stray pieces of Blutack

..... into roses

...... and snakes

....... or little or

That's a good one.

How about sharpening *all* your coloured pencils and then sorting them into a rainbow?

I must lead a very dull life in that I have no colouring pencils

but, I can sing a rainbow if that's any good

No?

I must send you some!

But sure, sing away

I seem to recall that it was strangely pleasurable to poke and poke at the pencil sharpener until that little broken point fell out *you know the one that broke all the other pencil leads*