h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Awwwww - we love you Lucky Star

My car is in a garage, very poorly. The guy says it will cost £1400 to get back on the road. The car only cost me £800 to begin with!

Here's the ironic bit. Remember in the book version of H2G2, where Marvin plugs himself into the computer of the spacecops' ship, and it gets so depressed it committed suicide?
I got a Marvin keyring for Christmas. I put it onto the set of keys with my car-key on it. The first time I drove the car with my new keyring, the car broke down. The reason? The computer died! Honest truth. The keyring is now banished to a drawer.

Making stupidly repetitve mistakes--losing keys,watches,etc--allowing myself to bask in self loathing--and other sundry items.

Everything.

people who can't debate without insults or abuse.....
out of 90 odd messages only 28 related to the topic!!what a waste of time.shan't bother being involved with serious discussion again.

Oh dear! Where was that? You become a victim of the infamous hootoo topic drift? I wouldn't let it bother you dear.

no it wasn't hootoo....another message board in another place.....

Once again everything

Why everything?

Because,every single thing you try and do there's always someone or something in the way.It could be the simplest of things but they still go wrong.

Arhh! LMB

My reasons for being miserable are first dishwasher breaks down and then the hoover! what next it run in three's doesn't it, or fours or five etc etc in my case anyway.

Seing that you are deliberately ignored by people, but not knowing why

Oh B elana come & speak to me on fancy a chat thread i'm miz by the way, how'd you do!

aaw BEL..........

Seeing the truly ignorant receive adoration!!

Oh, I didn't mean you, miz, nor anyody else on this thread or others, but a very special person.

Are you sure it's deliberate?

Because if it is and it's anyone on here, we can all go and give *them* a reason for being miserable

Yes, I'm pretty sure about it , but hey, I'll have to live with it , and one day, I will. But thanks trin, that's sweet of you

just let me at them BEL...they'll find this pussycat has claws and a bite to be scared of..

Well you know, after all, it's MY prolem, not theirs, isn't it ? I mean ait's silly to expect that you mean the same to people they mean to you - that's just not how it works. I know all this, and yet, there are days when I'm extremely miserable.