h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No trees?

*sets up a hammock*

Ah this is the life

*wonders about the health issues of having a rabid monkey in the barracks*

Don't worry I don't bite

I do. But only when provoked.

i'd like to invite the terranic army to F97504?thread=211113 . it is a battle, hopefully, of all the armies on h2g2.

the battle begins on saturday 21st september at mid-day uk time aka gmt time. i advise u all go there now and begin setting up your base.

there is information about the ultimate world war zone where the battle is taking place at A815672. please read the rules and abide by them

only one person of your army needs to take part for your army to be involved in the battle, however, the battle will be a lot more fun if more people are involved.

if u r in more then one army, don't worry. u can decide who u want to fight for while u r there, and u can change part way through if u like, or u can even fight for both.

remember to have fun, and i hope to see u all there.

spook corp

ps. the battle is meant to be fun and is not a serious thing. doctor mo, ur services could be useful at the hospital on the battlefield (check page). Father FM, if u could attend the battle and provide religious teaching and such and keep the morale of the soldiers up, that would be great.

I'm there! See you at the front!!!

i hope everyone is enjoying themselves in the barracks and has a bed and .

General Spook

*slaps spook on the belly with a wet *

tee-hee! Just making sure mine worked!


Capt. Y.S.

Okay everyone, the battle seems to be hotting up now. Its at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97504?thread=211113

Hello?
Wheres everyone buggered off to?
I think I'm going to have to have a word with the gaurds on the fence, about how they let so many people go AWOL. *Thinks*

Hmmm... Have we got any gaurds? *Can you remember spook?*

Any volunteers?

FM Terran

Good afternoon Sir, I would like to volunteer as recruitment promoter.

In my dormitory I would like to keep books on about Cheif Inspector Morse, Doctor Who, The New Jedi Order, Herbal and Natural remedies as well as books on philosphy and mysticsm which I will read on my bunk bed. I will have a calender on my dormitory cupboard with pictures of the highland and islands of my home country of Scotland.

Sorry, Lieutenant CYBERHUMAN has not be available in these last few weeks because he's been suffering from severe electronic malfunction in his cyborg body parts. This makes him erratic and unfit for duty. He has had to re-adjust his electronic circuitry and recover for a short while in his bunk (drinking lots of !)

That was until today. I am now fully operative and ready for duty. So, how's everyone been doing recently? Hope everyone is O.K. and we've been fighting those enemy scum really well.

Jedi Woman : your free to put what you like in your space. And yes you are more than welcome to take the recruitment promoters job. The place for that is F97320?thread=205988.

CYBERHUMAN : How long is it since you were last in here? I think you may have missed quite alot. The Thundercat war is over (with no obvious winner. But I think we won ). You probably know about the all armies war. Oh and alot of people appear to have gone awol (either that or they've gone to do some actual work ).


if anyone needs links to other related stuff it should be on the front page. Except Terrania (our new land), A820180 , which I would like as many people as possible to join in. The plan is to have councils, who will eventually vote for a leader (which isn't necisarily me).

Field-Marshall Terran

Can I have a futon instead of a bunk?

A futon bunk?

Well maybe a futon under someone else's bunk.

It's a thing, you see.

*shows him a picture of her futon at home, in all it's Japanese-platform-bed-5inches-off-the-ground glory*

See?

It's comfy. You should try one.

Yes I'll ask spookcorp to supply one.
Yes of course your welcome to a futon bunk.

I get the feeling its going to be very confusing having two Jedi women on the base

WELL I WAS HERE FIRST!

So I refuse to change my nameae, and, so /there/.

You can continue to call me JJ, as that's what everyone else calls me though, and I really don't mind it.

And thank you for the futon bunk, by the way.

i nominate myself for leader of terrania. in our battle against the thundercats loup said i should try for prime minister of h2g2 so i guess leader of terrania would be pretty close.

spook