h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wonder if Sir, could we organise an SAS type survival course as part of our training. Please tell me when will weapon training take place?

Would all members of the Terranic Army, please confirm their citizenship of Terrania (A820180), at the following thread - F97983?thread=214792 . Leadership elections will be held in the not too distant furture. (Oh and you may find some ducks there )

Terran

*JJ runs in with Thras trailing behind. She leaps onto her futon and digs under the matress for her laptop. Finding it, she opens it and flicks it on, connecting to the internet. After fighting with Aoheck for about five minutes, she finds the site she wants. She then closes her laptop and sits patiently on her futon.*

*suddenly*

Sushi Delivery Guy: Kon'nichiwa gozaimas. *bow* I have a delivery for Miss Jade?

JJ: That would be me!

Sushi Delivery Guy: Okay. That's $15.42.

JJ: Kay. *hands him the monetary units*

SDG: *Hands JJ the sushi*

JJ: Domo arrigato gozaimasu!

SDG: No problem. Ja.

JJ: Ja ne! *wave*

SDG: *leaves*

JJ: Yay! *takes out chopsticks and begins eating her sushi*

Thras: Didja get the Kapamaki?

JJ: Yup. *gives Thras some*

Thras: Huzzah! *takes out a tiny pair of chipsticks and begins picking at the sushi* Yum.

JJ: 's what I said.

Word!

My thoughts exactly.

Jedi Jade I have never had shushi before, you please tell me what tastes like as I eat special fried rice with chopsticks. The first time I used chopsticks they were really easy to use, they are moreeasier to use than a knife and fork.

JJ: *nods* Chopsticks are quite easy to use!

Thras: *through a mouth full of rice* 's true. She eatsh wiv 'em all th' time.

JJ: That's right! ^_^ well, Jedi Woman Lady Ma'am, it tastes... well, it's good.. I dunno. Mostly sushi is just little rolls of rice wrapped in some sort of wrapping (most commonly it's seaweed,) and then sometimes you get a little bit of fish inside.

Thras: *swallows, and points at a random roll of sushi with his tiny, dragon daemon-sized chopsticks* This one's got cucumber in it. It's my favourite. Would you like to try one?

Yes, please, it a tastes very nice, I really like the seaweed.
Thanks.

Thras: No problem!

JJ: *turns on the cd player she brought with her and plays Weezer* *humming along*

*walks in with an evil grin. Rubbing hands together maliciously.

Hey, this looks like a good place to make some mayhem.

so which one's my bunk anyway?

You can have the top bunk of my bed, Skullock. I don't snore, but I have violent tendencies and eavesdrop compulsively. Have some ?

*changes the CD int he player to the Utada Hikaru single that Rei-kun made for her, begins singing along*

Do-naaaa doki datte
Ta-daaaa hitori de
yu-meee wasurete
iki dekita nani...

Hey Yank, when d'you think the war's gonna start up again?

*spook shoots CD player.* now look here - there are lots of ducks loose in this base. if u want to listen tomusic then do it while looking for the ducks, and use this. *spook throws walkman to JJ.* get to the searching soldiers.

spook

Bite me. Since when are you my commander...?

*throws a chopstick at her*

Umm, normally I would side with you, Jade, but spook out ranks you. Sorry. I think I do too, and I think we should look for ducks because I'm bloody hungry.

*takes out a mp3 mini player and starts listening to Moby and making tenative quacking noises as her lure*

1. i am not ehr, i am he.
2. i am your commanding officer
3. i have bloody well ahd enough of your disrespect

*grabs machine gun and fires laods of bullets in the barracks. beds and things are damaged a little. the full extent of damage is unknown.

from all over the room, dead ducks fall onto the floor.*

there's your dinner for tomorrow soldiers. someone take all those ducks to the kitchen for our cook VIP to make something nice to eat out of.

and everyone keep searching the whole base. these ducks are everywhere.

good work soldiers who have been searching the base as ordered. here is some and for u. u deserve it.

General Spook

We should just invite the ducks to join us, they may make excellant fighters with their power of flight and stuff.

*Gets up and tries to find a duck*