h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Walks in very officially*

Whats going on in here? Oh thats alright... I just came in to congratulate the general level of insanity that seems to be spreading. Now if you don't mind, I've got to comb my flying fish, of course I've got to find his SEP field first...

Yes Sir, things are getting nicely out of control. And i was wondering could we requisition some new bunks. No offence, but the chairs at the BoE are more comfortable. And...oh..wait a minute...

*pulls a duck and three ducklings out from under matris

Never mind sir i seem to have found the problem.

*shoots skullocks ducks through heart with crossbow*

(comes in with a wheelbarrow)

Bring out your ducks! (he he)
I'm here to collect ducks to send to the mess hall.
Just pile then on and I'll be off.

*rings the necks of a few innocent woodland creatures (in this case ducks) and grins manaically at spook*

Whoa YS, watch it with crossbow. You could hurt somebody with that thing, or maybe that's the idea. You're just lucky that you have good aim.(or maybe I'm the lucky one)

here ya go I. Jerrod

*tosses freshly scewered ducks in the wagon

The following people have been promoted:-

Lieutenant Dr DoctorMO to Captain
Corporal FWT to Sergeant
Corporal Bishop Odo to Sergeant
Private War to Corporal
Private Jedi Jade to Corporal
Private Jedi Female Apprentice to Corporal

That is all for now. More at a later date.

Field-Marshall Terran

I'm a Corporal! That's sweet.

Wait a moment... "Corporal" nan desu ka?

Thras: *sighs* She wants to know what a Corporal is.

Its the first non-commisioned rank. basically privates have to do what you say (within reason ).

Yay. And so people will stop destroying my stuff then?

That's awesome. Thank you Terran! * an' *

now u 6 people who were promoted were promoted because i submitted your names forward to terran, because of your good work. anyone who i think ahs potential and is doing good work will also be promoted.

Good work soldiers!

General Spook

Sergeant, me!

spook

Odo, you are kicking Orc tail over in the battlefield... congrats. .

Congrats to you all, you are all great soldiers!

*grins, ready to kill... again*

We may even have someone to fight with soon.

Spook's plotting again....a very good idea this one.

Really? And what's the plan /this/ time? Is it anything like that brilliant stroke when she decided to play chess with our fearless leader?

*puts on some music*

Any one want to party before our big battle?

who is the big battle with?

With the TEA alliance for now, until we find a real enemy

Yeah, all the "real" enemies split.