h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just a warning. Owlatron is back on line. Oh but we do now officially out-number him, which is good (though I suspect he is still recruiting).

General Terran

Just a minute ... awards for recruiting people ... this isn't a pyramid structure is it?

I'd like a bunk in the quiet corner, away from the snorers and with a sheepskin underlay, a night light for reading and a tape player for meditation. Ah, that one will do just fine. Where's my ?

here is your brand new as promised. it's from my private collection and has a picture of a on it.

i hope u enjoy it!

spook

Thanks! I'll treasure it!

*notices how quiet it is*

there's a kind of hush
all over the barracks to night

i think this army needs a coucillor or phyciratrist (check spelling).

In the navy
you can eat your mushy peas
in the navy
life is such a breeze

Councilor what do you mean?

u know. they type that talk to u about ur life, ur problems etc. they are important in armies at helping people get over the horrors of war and death and battle. i think we need one before we have our next battle.

ok,mi've recruited 5 ppl now, so do i get a ?

i also think that u deserve one, as u have recruited so many ppl and have made this army possible. well done general! u make this army proud.

Brigadeer Spook

ok, i've recruited 5 ppl now, so do i get a ?

i also think that u deserve one, as u have recruited so many ppl and have made this army possible. well done general! u make this army proud.

Brigadeer Spook

Hey Spook I am the keeper of the s but since I was away I thank you for filling in.
Shoal Prexy

Who's Owlatron? (mentioned at the beginning of this page)? Why would we want to do battle?

Check on the battle from eariler in this thread.
Major Prexy

Zarquon's singing fish, the battle was due to a break down in communication. Which is probably why we need you. Oh and Brigadeer Spook I've given you the Terranic Wolf award. Well done, you deserve it for all your service.

General Terran

Snowman hasn't responded to my enquiry. I'll try again later.

Hmm... Not much army stuff going on... time for a nap.

*Cuddles up with dreams of anchovies*

If anyone is free could you go to the battle ground? @ A815672
Major Prexy

It's a Sunday. Who's our Chaplain?

Father Felonious Monk is our chaplin. I don't think his's up yet.
Major Prexy

* lies down underneath Cal's bunk, spots a under dax's bunk so decides to round it up into the corner then stands guard over it*

Woof!