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£3000 in the bank account. You'll be hot footing off to Dawlish before the sun goes down. Mark my words.

Have I been forgiven yet?


A very Jedi Woman.

PS Sadly vibrators do not come with instructions but I know they are a form of relaxation, and a very good method for releasing stress. It is like going to the oestopath, I think.

A very sensitive & hurt Jedi Woman.

3,ooo knicker won't get you far in dawlish,let me tell you.It would get you one of the two bed no microwave jobbies a long way from the entertainment bit.

It's seems I have not been forgiven for being late for the party.

So you've been researching your options have you? Very frugal. Is going to be Portwrinkle or Whitsand instead? Less flashing lights sadly, but less noisy trains too.

Yes I have forgiven you! I know nothing about vibrators,never having been in that position but osteopaths can be quite masterful ...!!!

Ilike trains and aeroplanes sadly all I have down here is the steady hum of the m5 and the sounds of domestic disputes through my paper thin walls.And police helicoptors circling....

The last time I was at an oestopath was over 8 years ago and then I have also been to reflexologist, (my spelling is bad because, I am addicted to cider, and I have just had some now), not alot just a little bit, its for medicinal purposes only!

I always end up feeling as though I have had one too many after a session with the oestopath/reflexologist. Why is it I smell cup-cakes baking in the oven, when I am not baking?

Jedi Apprentice

Cider or scrumpy? I think you need to be a bit more specific.The cup-cakes thing would make a lot more sense then!!!