h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, well, what is for?

don't you know it's the in' meaning of life?

My point ex-ing-actly.

*appears on His throne with a resounding WHOP, and is immediately beset by a flurry of sneezing, brought about by the several inches of dust that has accumulated all over the place.*

What the ???

* off the throne and carefully inspects the virgins*

, this is a ing disgrace!!! Isn't SOMEBODY supposed to be at least ing dusting the ing virgins????

We've got dusty virgins? How did that happen???

Probably another defective lot from Virgins-R-Us. I'll just give them a call...

Oh yeah...

, , ery-!!!

It wasn't a ing defective lot and you ing know it!!! , nobody's been here for two ing weeks, if they hadn't started ing eating each other, they'd probably all be ing starved to death by now!!

*pokes sadly at a few piles of well-knawed bones laying on the floor and sighs*

Oh well, I guess it was about time for another ing sacrifice anyway...

Particular ing irony about the ing sacrifices sacriingficing each ing other. Like a sacrifice two ing times, ya see what I ing mean.

No.



Not really...

Besides that, Batty is ing in charge of the ing dusting. And she hasn't in been here for awhile...

(Yeah! That's it! It's all Batty's fault! <ok)

*peeks her head around the doorway to the Virgin Disposal Unit*

I in' heard that!!! Besides, can I be held at fault if I preferred to be in' PC as much as in' possible rather than dusting off a bunch of dusty in' defective virgins???

*sigh*
in RIGHT!!! You're supposed to be ing SPREADING the ing of , Batty My dear, not ing confining it to one ing ... and frankly, when the was the last ing time I saw a ing out of EITHER of you???


, I can't even ing /remember/ the last ing time, that's how ing long it's ing been!!!



Oh ing well...

Roadkill, ya , that *is* sorta ing appropriate, isn't it?

Well, ing , all

Well, what a in state this place is in!

Dusty uned virgins cavortin` all over, with never a in thought as to their duties, never bin such a of a shambles
Priestesses of gone missin` nary a out of `em for knows how long...enough to make any self respectin` GOD of rip his in loincloth to shreds.
There was a time...Ah well, doesn`t do to get too nostalingic, shrivels the in vitals, I`m told.
Better make the in best of a bad and offer a bit of TLinC to some of these wayward unfullfilled wenches.
Not an attractive prospect, but some er has got to do it



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Ah! SO in glad to see that SOME in Supporters of take their in duties as in seriously as they in well oughta be in taken!
Good on ya, Lurcher Me owd in mate... how's these days?

Have a in or three?

Passin` fair to in middlin`, Thog me owd mucker
Sometimes forget where the PC is, mind, then when I do remember, have to in delete 10,000 in emails, mostly peddlin` porn or, would you in believe it, penis enlargement pills!!!
Had I taken advantage of the ers, I`d now be walkin` around on ten meter stilts. (note how I slipped in the US spellin` there...no flies on this er)
Still, all in in all, fair to middlin`
Certainly join you in a wee tincture or several, Thog..as you well know, I rarely iminbibe, but just to be sociable...

Alright! I said I was in' sorry!!!

It's just that I was so in' involved in in' PC (mine, not Lurcher's unfindable one) and spreading the many joys of that I didn't come online for a in while!





Woopsie - was waxin' in' nostalgic on PC last night in his cape (and nuttin else)...

Batty, My darling, while I am absolutely overingjoyed that you are spreading the ing wonders of in such a rambunctious and able way, still... That is not a ing mental image that I wanted...
I suppose, however, that you must be ing forgiven, it is after all only to be ing expected.

Lurcher, mate, I know what you ing mean... only online My own y self once or twice a week these days. Where the does the ing time go?? Ah well, good to see your ing mangy hide about again.

Sokay Thog dear...

I'd be a bit concerned if that image had the same affect on you that it does on me..

Oh and...

Well I think it's a in' disgrace!

And don't be ing whining about us ing priestessesessessesss not in doing our around here. You mangy ers disappear for ing weeks at a ing time, and then just in show up with some y stupid in grin on your ers and expect us in priestesses to in fawn all over you!



So just and keep quiet!

wow! would that be my axolotyl, batty? i had wondered what he was up to these days...