A Conversation for The Red Dwarf
Red Dwarf Quiz
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Feb 27, 2003
We give up spook, I think 
Red Dwarf Quiz
[...] Posted Mar 29, 2003
GOOD TIME TO SHOW THE OLD DERRING-DO I THINK!
RIGHT MY OLD SMALL ROUGE DISCIPLES... FOLLOW THE LISTERS YOUR DAVEY-BOY (OR CREW) MET OR TURNED INTO...
(1) FUTURE LISTER (FUTURE ECHOES, HASN'T BECAME HIM THEREFORE DIFFERENT... DADDY LISTER BECOMES HIM AT END OF SERIES II, SERIES III PROLOGUE)
2. PAST LISTER (STASIS LEAK)
3. MARRIED LISTER (STASIS LEAK)
[CAT'S DREAM LISTER, PARALLEL UNIVERSE]
4. DEB LISTER (PARALLEL UNIVERSE)
5. NO-FEAR LISTER (POLYMORPH)
[OFFICER BROWN LISTER, BODYSWAP]
6. 'RIMMER' LISTER (BODYSWAP)
7. "SHADY"/YOUNG LISTER (TIMESLIDES)
8. DISGUSTINGLY RICH LISTER (TIMESLIDES)
9/10. CHICKEN/GERBIL LISTER (DNA)
[WHITE HOLE LISTER... TIME THAT GETS ERASED LEADING FROM PLANET POOL]
11. SPANNERS (DIMENSION JUMP)
12. SPERM-IN-LAW LISTER (THE INQUISITOR)
[YOUTHED/AGED LISTERS, INQUISITOR]
13/14. DEMON LISTER AND ANGEL LISTER (DEMONS AND ANGELS)
[SEBASTIAN DOYLE, BACK TO REALITY]
15. PSIREN LISTER (PSIRENS)
16. GESTALT LISTER, PART OF LEGION (LEGION)
17/18. GANGSTER LISTER/BRETT RIVERBOAT (GUNMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE)
[PAST LISTER, RIMMERWORLD]
19/20/21. MECHANOID LISTER, ANIMAL-HEAD LISTER, BRAIN IN JAR LISTER (OUT OF TIME)
[LISTER OF SMEG/KNIGHT]
22. HOLOGRAM/PASTA LISTER (OUROBOROS)
[BABY LISTER, EVERLASTING CYCLE LISTER, OUROBOROS]
23. "KRYTEN WITH A 'C'" LISTER (DUCT SOUP)
24. "BEFORE I WET ME KECKS" LISTER (BLUE)
[MISTER LISTER OF BEYOND A JOKE DOESN'T COUNT, PLAYS HIMSELF]
25/26/27 TRIAL LISTER/PLASTERCINE LISTER/STILL IN TRIAL LISTER (BACK IN THE RED III)
[OFFICER LISTER, ONLY THE GOOD (REMOVED)]
NOW TRY AND SEE HOW MANY LISTERS EXIST EXCLUDING THE NOVELS..!
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
Red Dwarf Quiz
[...] Posted Mar 29, 2003
SORRY MY OLD BOURBON BISCUITS, FORGOT SUPERHUMAN/'ROBOCOP' LISTER FROM DNA ASWELL...
Red Dwarf Quiz
[...] Posted Mar 29, 2003
SORRY AGAIN CHUMS... THERE'S ALSO
"OH RIMMSY" LISTER FROM BLUE AND NOT TO MENTION THE ORIGINAL DAVE HIMSELF!
Red Dwarf Quiz
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 29, 2003
Some of those are just variatouns of orig. Lister.
No-fear Lister for example is the same old Lister...the git
Red Dwarf Quiz
[...] Posted Mar 29, 2003
NO THE NO-FEAR MAKES HIM A DIFFERENT PERSON. IT CHANGES HIM INTO SOMETHING THAT HE'S NOT ALA SEBASTIAN DOYLE MY OLD DESERT CAMEL...
Red Dwarf Quiz
Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Mar 29, 2003
*wonders how long Ace can go before he runs out of "my old..." phrases*
Oberon2001
Red Dwarf Quiz
Existential Elevator Posted Mar 29, 2003
*is dizzy*
Forget all these duplicate Listers...We have two Rimmers now! 
Red Dwarf Quiz
Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Mar 29, 2003
Apparently they're very different people though...
Say, where has spook gotten to?
Oberon2001">F83805?thread=248766
Say, where has spook gotten to?
Oberon2001
Red Dwarf Quiz
spook Posted Mar 29, 2003
this is an automated message:
spook is at the pub right now. if you have an important message for spook, please post it, and spook will reply as soon as he can.
spook
Red Dwarf Quiz
[...] Posted Mar 30, 2003
OF COURSE JIM AND BEXLEY LISTER SHOULD BE COUNTED MY OLD KIDNEY BEANS...
Red Dwarf Quiz
Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
What's next? MY OLD GALLSTONES? 
Red Dwarf Quiz
Radiated Posted Apr 24, 2020
Actually, smeg isn't an abbreviation of smegma. They just made the word up as some 4 word, single syllable swear word from they use in the future
Key: Complain about this post
Red Dwarf Quiz
- 821: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 3, 2003)
- 822: Geggs (Feb 3, 2003)
- 823: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Feb 27, 2003)
- 824: [...] (Mar 29, 2003)
- 825: [...] (Mar 29, 2003)
- 826: [...] (Mar 29, 2003)
- 827: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 29, 2003)
- 828: [...] (Mar 29, 2003)
- 829: Oberon2001 (Scout) (Mar 29, 2003)
- 830: Existential Elevator (Mar 29, 2003)
- 831: Oberon2001 (Scout) (Mar 29, 2003)
- 832: spook (Mar 29, 2003)
- 833: [...] (Mar 30, 2003)
- 834: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 10, 2003)
- 835: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 836: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 10, 2003)
- 837: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 838: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 10, 2003)
- 839: Radiated (Apr 24, 2020)
More Conversations for The Red Dwarf
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."