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A quiet cabin.

Post 1

Professor Sarah Bellum

Is there a cabin for the Professor. Professor Sarah Bellum is looking for a quiet cabin that dosn't have noisy neighbours and would prefer not to have to share. One with a window.


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Post 2

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Comes in*
This is a nice cabin, a window, the closest neighbor is 300 yards away, and all the walls are sound-proof anyway!


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Post 3

Mu Beta

*Walks in; sticks 'Parrot's Bar now open' sign on the door; walks out again*

B


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Post 4

Professor Sarah Bellum

Gets up. Walks 300 yards to see my closest neighbour. Knocks on door.


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Post 5

Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2)

I guess the doors are soundproof too. smiley - silly
Try asking Holly to open it. Or you could just wait until whoever is in there comes out.

I'm off to the parrot bar to get hammered, anyone else fancy it?


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Post 6

Professor Sarah Bellum

Asks Holly for directions to parrots. Follows them.


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Post 7

Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2)

Last one there buys the drinks! Get your spaceboots on and run Prof!


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Post 8

Existential Elevator

*ahem*

the ship is now moving to A1019026smiley - smiley


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Post 9

Professor Sarah Bellum

Returns to cabin. Falls asleep on bunk after closeing door. Asks for 6:00 alarm call - maybe I'll be woken at 10:00 with breakfast. smiley - tea will do. I'll quickly need a smiley - coffee though. The smiley - dog lays at the end of the bunk.


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Post 10

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Professor?
See above post (the one above yours)


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Post 11

smeggyheads - RPG, yey!

Can I join?


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Post 12

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Not on this one, at the new one sure.


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Post 13

smeggyheads - RPG, yey!

Where's that then?


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Post 14

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Read... four or five post above this one.


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