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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Aug 8, 2002
I'll just need someone to untie me eventually. I can't do that bit on my own...
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 8, 2002
Crazy man.......want to join<?> Just sign here....
*hands over a clipboard with peice of paper on it*
Just give us a shout if you want to be untied, pantyhose...
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 8, 2002
Welcome aboard!
Grab your self a cabin and make yourself at home!
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plato <surfer> Posted Aug 9, 2002
Hey Hey Hey! I'm back everyone! 
*notices the fort on top of Simon, with a bow made of pantyhose tied around it*
Oh dear...
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Aug 9, 2002
Plato! *tries to but...er...can't...being tied in a bow and all*
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Thamian Posted Aug 9, 2002
Hello, I'll just grab a cabin and leave you two to your arguing. Cheers!
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 9, 2002
Sebsible idea 
Nobody lkes a place where you can't speak metaphorically...
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ED-E42 Posted Aug 24, 2002
A wirey looking robed man flows into the room. Dark shadows seem to bleed the light from the space around him. Beady deep-set eyes take in the details of the room. He wrinkles his nose as one would near a dumpster and mutters something about "apes".
Huey: I require a /clean/ room. Who is in charge here?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 24, 2002
Me, Plato and EE!
You want a cabin?, it's yours!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 24, 2002
No price, but if you could try and stop the man-eating 
on c-deck it would be very nice!
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ED-E42 Posted Aug 24, 2002
Huey smiles grimly and arches a brow.
Huey: Why ever would I stop such a beast? Far better to find his creator and compliment his work.
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Terran Posted Aug 24, 2002
Private Terran here. Permission to come aboard.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 24, 2002
*Smiles bacause someone follows the chain of command*
Welcome aborad Private Terran!
*Rimmer-salut*
*Rights on paper*
Welcome!
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ED-E42 Posted Aug 24, 2002
Huey rolls his eyes and strides out of the room in search of entertainment.
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- 121: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Aug 8, 2002)
- 122: Existential Elevator (Aug 8, 2002)
- 123: Crazy Man (Aug 8, 2002)
- 124: Existential Elevator (Aug 8, 2002)
- 125: plato <surfer> (Aug 9, 2002)
- 126: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Aug 9, 2002)
- 127: Thamian (Aug 9, 2002)
- 128: Existential Elevator (Aug 9, 2002)
- 129: plato <surfer> (Aug 9, 2002)
- 130: Existential Elevator (Aug 11, 2002)
- 131: ED-E42 (Aug 24, 2002)
- 132: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 24, 2002)
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- 134: ED-E42 (Aug 24, 2002)
- 135: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 24, 2002)
- 136: ED-E42 (Aug 24, 2002)
- 137: Terran (Aug 24, 2002)
- 138: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 24, 2002)
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- 140: Terran (Aug 24, 2002)
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