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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Dec 18, 2002
Don't expect a quick reaction- I signed up in October, and I'm not on the rosta yet 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 18, 2002
Don't look at me, anyone who wants to can join but Plato is the only one who can change the roster.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Dec 18, 2002
Doesn't bother me, I'll just stay as long-term stowaway 
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LittleMissFordPrefect * scfitu * KoRCS * PS of the ....* Posted Feb 3, 2003
Whoooohooooo!
It's here! Only just found u guys lurking on the small crimson one!
Can I come aboard? PLeeeeeeeeeeeaz? What's that?
I CAN?
Ooooo... Thank-u!
Somewhere I read that I'm supposed to request a cabin...
Errr... I'll kip anywhere - as long it's not near ye smeghead Rimsie.. 
A big CHEERZ 
in advance to your acceptance *fingers crossed*...
LMFP 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 4, 2003
Sure, just click discuss this entry and describe your cabin.
Welcome onboard!
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LittleMissFordPrefect * scfitu * KoRCS * PS of the ....* Posted Feb 4, 2003
Wooo yay! 
K... well the cabin in question is decorated in a rather tasteful mix of mainly red, a substantial amount of black... and a smattering of hot pink where considered nessecary!
Currently the only only occupant is me...
But that may soon change if one of my friends cares to join and is allowed. If not, she'll probably stow away and leave everyone to discover her anyway! 
LMFP
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Feb 8, 2003
*Sexy gothy chic wanders into office*
is the Captain about?
Wanna sign up. Spent the last 4 months looking for this place and to be quite honest could do with a bit of a kip and a beer.
Hello.....anyone there?
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Existential Elevator Posted Feb 9, 2003
Hiya....
Course you can...
Just sign here....and here.....and here....and here.
oh.
and here.
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Feb 9, 2003
Hey, that last one is a blank cheque!!!
Ok so now i have signed my life away, where is the bar 
!!!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 9, 2003
Just checked out your PS and...
THATS MY CATCHPHRASE!!!
...but your welcome onboard never the less...
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Existential Elevator Posted Feb 9, 2003
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F93324?thread=193532 But I think business has been a little slow recently... *runs off with the signed blank cheque*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Feb 9, 2003
....errr 
catchphrase?
what catchphrase.....
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 9, 2003
SMOKE ME A KIPPER, SKIPPER!-I'LL BE BACK FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Feb 9, 2003
Well 'tis a quality one afterall!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 10, 2003
Yeah but it's mine...
*sulking*
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- 161: Smilodon (Nov 28, 2002)
- 162: spook (Dec 17, 2002)
- 163: Smilodon (Dec 18, 2002)
- 164: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Dec 18, 2002)
- 165: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 18, 2002)
- 166: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Dec 18, 2002)
- 167: Smilodon (Dec 18, 2002)
- 168: LittleMissFordPrefect * scfitu * KoRCS * PS of the ....* (Feb 3, 2003)
- 169: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 4, 2003)
- 170: LittleMissFordPrefect * scfitu * KoRCS * PS of the ....* (Feb 4, 2003)
- 171: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Feb 8, 2003)
- 172: Existential Elevator (Feb 9, 2003)
- 173: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Feb 9, 2003)
- 174: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 9, 2003)
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- 176: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Feb 9, 2003)
- 177: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 9, 2003)
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- 179: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 10, 2003)
- 180: Smilodon (Feb 10, 2003)
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