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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 18, 2002
At least he'll be doing some good, honest work...
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Jul 25, 2002
Howdy Doodly do.
Second technician sausage reporting for duty.
Where do I sign up?
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 25, 2002
Right here!
Grab yourself a cabin.....
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Jul 25, 2002
It's ok, I'm only small, I'll hide in the storage cupboard next to spare head # 3
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 25, 2002
Are you sure<?> You'll have to live there, y'know, and I've heard spare head #3 talks in his sleep....
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Jul 25, 2002
That's ok, I like his accent. And I think I'm suffering from driod rot too, so we'll be good company for each other.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 25, 2002
Well...it's your choice.....
Welcome aboard!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 26, 2002
Of course, just pick a cabin
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 26, 2002
Hi Rimmer! Where have you been hiding<?> I miss you when you don't post for soooo long......
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 26, 2002
I've been doing my Astro quiz...
I think I did rather well.
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Zarkd Posted Jul 26, 2002
Would asking for the VIP, en suite guest cabin with the minibar, a seaside view and a small golfing range be too much?
If so then I'll go for cabin #13.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 27, 2002
Holly, notepad and pen please!
*A notepad and pen appears in Rimmers hand*
Right Cabin#13.
*Wrights down on his notepad*
Welcome onboard!
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Jul 27, 2002
*deep in the cargo decks, amidst the women's uniforms something is stirring...It awakens...looks around...rampages up to the bridge*
Helloooo? S'anyone there? I have loo brushes! 
...oooh. A beachball!
*readies itself to pounce on the ball, only to have it ^polymorph^ into a 
*
Eeek!
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