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Post 81

Existential Elevator

Run!!!!

*smiley - monster chases along hallway*


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Post 82

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

*Finds itself, through some trick of...er...some trick, inside the elevator*

Run away, yes, RUN! *helps itself to a smiley - stiffdrink*


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Post 83

Existential Elevator

Wouldn't mind giving me a hand here, would you<?>

*Is visably struggling with the smiley - monster*


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Post 84

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

Eep! *tries tangling the smiley - monster up*

Well, I'm all out of ideas!


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Post 85

plato <surfer>

*grabs a bazookoid and lets off round after round wildly in the vague direction of the smiley - monster, narrowly missing EE and Ramp.

smiley - yikes Oops... sorry about that smiley - erm


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Post 86

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

*flops to the floor and watches the bazookoid rounds careen off of surfaces in the corridor* Phew. Boy am I glad pantyhose don't give off a heat signature...


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Post 87

Smilodon

*runs up from freezing cabin #10,000*

Did I miss something?


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Post 88

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Not much the usual u know!
A smiley - monster is rampaging the ship, EE is panicking, I've taken some relaxents to prevent me from running around in small cirkles shouting "we are doomed!".


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Post 89

Smilodon

oh-kay

*scampers to nearest hole in the wall and squeezes in*

*peeks out*

Just till the monsters gone!


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Post 90

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

You know you can pick a cabin like us.
Then you could hide there!
Thats what I'm gonna do, by!


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Post 91

Smilodon

I have cabin 10,000


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Post 92

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

But you haven't written one.


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Post 93

Existential Elevator

As a forum...

*tangos with smiley - monster to try and distract it for a while*


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Post 94

plato <surfer>

*bangs a beat on a nearby wall*

smiley - cool


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Post 95

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

*sets the mood lighting* smiley - silly


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Post 96

plato <surfer>

smiley - laugh

Hey Ramp, you can pick a cabin by clicking on the 'discuss this entry' button on the main page and naming its whatever you like...


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Post 97

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

*shines its 'Procrastinator' badge proudly in the mood lighting* I know...I'll eventually get around to it, it just keeps slipping my mind...*chuckles*


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Post 98

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Were did the smiley - monster go?


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Post 99

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

Innit still dancing with EE? *blinkies*


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Post 100

Existential Elevator

Yeah, I'd appreciate some help with this....It's never seen a toothbrush before...smiley - yikes

* still doing tango with smiley - monster*


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