h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok then. Here's the deal:
We post useless and interesting facts that we know to this conversation and then I'll compile them into an entry. Okay

Somone else start.

Not me.

Ok... did you know that you can't lick U'r elbow...(go on then, try it.)

Did you know that though pot is legal in Ampsterdam, their drug users to population rate is better than ours?Which does not mean i am for the legalization of any drug, because it is a completely different situation...

it never says anywhere in the poem that humpty dumpty is an egg...

i never thought of that...
Sodium hexametaphosphate is apparently an essential ingredient in lemonade.

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this on: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

OO! i just remembered 2 more
1)In scotland, it is illegal to become inebriated and be in possesion of a cow.
2)In parts of Alaska, it's illegal to feed alcohol to a moose.

why the zark am i the only one contributing to this?

i've no idea...
I'm contributing, sorta...
Finland is apparently this most crime-free place on the planet.

well i think quille is having school related issues (eg: she has to actually do work) so she's not online...i would swear we had another member though....

there is a cult in sydney, which lives in a church, stark naked with pots on their heads. "to keep out harmful radiation"

I sent in my IQ score, tho It hasn't been confirmed yet--so I'll give ya one:

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the english language--and is a butt to learn to pronounce!

Darth Zaphod

Sweet one..what was the results DZ?

Ok..
1.)Russia was originally colonized by Vikings, hence the people are so warlike.

2.) It is illegal to wear a bathing suit in a shower in Florida.

3.) At least 2% of the American population believe that they have been abducted by extraterrestrials.

4.) If a chair were sitting sideways against a wall and a man bentt over from his waist so that his head was flat on the wall, he could not pick up the chair (or anything) due to the mass of a man's torso.

5.) To be in MENSA you must have an IQ higher than 98% of the population.

6.) MENSA is latin and means 'table'

7.) The highest recorded IQ was 228 and it was a man (thzt I forget the name of..)

I know lots more, but I can't remember them or they're just about MENSA, as I was just looking at their websites.

anyway..my school problems are no on hold as I'm on holi!

148. no genius, but I'm ok with that

DZ

148 Ain't bad...and by the way..it is classified as genius

Ain't bad as in it's bloody good...
durr I think I'm going insane!

148 is classified as genius? really? wow...me not knowing that kind of contradicts itself, doesn't it...well that's great!

Course...it was only an online test...so...

DZ

Aww the irony..

I don't know how accurate it is. But 135 is genius curve I think..so you're well up there.

well that's neato

DZ

hehe I like that word..neato!

hey darth zaphod!...
don't worry...i'm the dumbass round here...despite being older than most of these ppl...