h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM POLLUTING THE FORUM WITH MEANINGLESS BLATHER!!!!!

20 pigs can consume an average sized human body in roughly 2 hours.

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Oh, you mean like this?

you know, provoking ppl like that always ends in someone getting decked. (in this case probly Jordan.)

A duck's quack doesn't echo

I don't know, I've made a sucessful career patronzing people and insulting them without their knowledge. The trick is to use big words, or better yet, words that don't make sense, or made up words, in summary, blather blather blather blather

-MOOSE

why is MY name at the bottom of YOUR post?

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

Because I don't want to be blamed, and this supplies reasonable doubt

-Quille

U realise ur name is at the top?

I'm hoping andu isn't too observant

I do not enjoy having my intelligence insulted, nor do I particularly like having my forums polluted by fools with no netiquete. Please discontinue the use of portable electronic items at this time. Return your tray tables and seat backs to their full and upright position.
no

huh?

LCCM Project #2 has been open for some time, and is available as "LCCM Project #2". LCCM Project #3 is on the way, and will be available for posting soon.

Glass is in fact an incredibly slow moving liquid.

If a word has two consecutive vowels, and both are pronounced, a diaeresis [dy-AIR-ih-sis] is used. Diaeresis are two dots over a vowel. Example: ä or ö. For instance; the word noel. Noel is actualy spelled Noël. This is used in English, though it is not commonly written.

WHOP
after the page count on this totals 7, then i plan to compile it into an entry, and then every 3 more pages will be an update. The question is however, do we put the entry up for review??
Oh, and a side note, please try to include a fact with every post, so as not to fill up pages with just chatter.

I didn't know you were limiting the pages

Nutcracker figurines were never intended to crack nuts

I'm not limiting the number of pages, because every three more pages will be an update to the entry that i will compile afer 7 pages is reached. Please remain in your seats until the captain turns off the fasten seat-belt sign.

The first trans-atlantic flight took 30 hours, while today high-end airline jets can jump the puddle in just three.

When I compile the entry, I'll most likely put it into sections such as "Quille's Facts", "Moose's Facts" etc., to make sure i'm not the only one who is thought to be the auhor.

Dass coo...I should pry come up w/ more

um....pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the english language, though I do believe I've already used that fact in the past...danget!

DZ

Oh I see, are you going to give us co-researcher status? By We I mean qulle moose and DZ. I have only given one fact that I'm about half sure of.

Canaries can't swallow without gravity (Or did someone put this? It doesn't matter, I'm not too sure about it anyway)

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Each consecutave number on the richter scale is ten times that of the last number, making an earthquake of magnitude 9 one million times stronger than an earthquake of magnitude 3.

right....
what is project#2?
Gloucestershire airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on the runways to scare birds away.

Project two is as of yet an inkling of an idea, maybe andrew could start us out with an example.

The Pig Orgasm lasts thirty minutes

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