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Post 41

Darth Zaphod

His feet were nailed there too--he'd press on his feet to keep his hands from ripping off, thus putting pressure on his feet--terrible pain, but it kept him up.

DZsmiley - planet


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Post 42

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

but nobody actually knows....

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.


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Post 43

Darth Zaphod

BAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA


woah...I let this sit here so long I forgot what I was going to say...awwwwwwwww nuts.

DZsmiley - planet


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Post 44

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

smiley - laugh
Cat's urine glows under a black light. smiley - cat


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Post 45

Andrew 3.0 Pro

Golf spelled backwards is flog.
smiley - towel


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Post 46

Darth Zaphod

Eating watermelon seeds won't make them grow out your ears---but maybe you all knew that already smiley - winkeyesmiley - winkeye

DZsmiley - planet


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Post 47

Andrew 3.0 Pro

I'm too sick to think of something useless. smiley - illsmiley - injuredsmiley - sadface
And worst of all, I'm now without my smiley - towel. These two are not, it turns out, unconnected.
I just had a good idea. H2G2 should sell beach smiley - towels with the smiley - towel smiley on them. I'd buy it.


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Post 48

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

Bluebirds can't see the color blue.


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Post 49

Andrew 3.0 Pro

It has come to my attention that semen also glows under black light.
no smiley - towel


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Post 50

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

and exactly how did that come to Ur attention? smiley - yuk
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.


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Post 51

Andrew 3.0 Pro

they did it during the Clinton/Lawinsky trials to test the dress. But I keep wondering, how do they know i wasn't cat's urine?
poeple can blink they're eyes 183 times per minute
smiley - towel


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Post 52

J

Ha! I found your odd little forum of odd facts! Bangladesh is the most corrupt country ever


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Post 53

J

i already knew that crocodiles can't stick their tongues out


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Post 54

J

If you oddos want something, you can look up mah entry on telephones, it's very informative


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Post 55

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

oddos?

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.


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Post 56

J

you're wafting in oddness, so oddos seemed appropriate


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Post 57

J

I have an IQ of 171 according to iqtest.com, when do I get on the roster, and andrew! You saw it, you were there when I took it


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Post 58

Andrew 3.0 Pro

Jordan. No flooding mah forums!!!!!!!!
I'll be sure to look at your entry on telephones, when hell freezes over and it's the last thing i have left to do.
smiley - towel


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Post 59

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

that was slightly irrelevant....
It only takes 7lbs of pressure to rip your ear off


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Post 60

J

what, you're saying mah now? I saw mah and meh, they're mahn


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