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Post 101

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT?!smiley - yikes

A jumbo jet uses 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.


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Post 102

J

Someone told me, Andrew will know Zack.

There is no name for the inside of your elbow

-smiley - blacksheep


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Post 103

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

and exactly how does Zack know that?

nor for the back of your knee...


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Post 104

J

I didn't ask

They should name those

Microwaves were originally invented to cook people alive

-smiley - blacksheep


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Post 105

J

ants stretch and yawn when they wake up

-smiley - blacksheep


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Post 106

J

nevermind about the knee/elbow fact, I quote someone: The crook of the elbow, the cubital fossa, the antecubital surface...

More names than most people think, eh

And before you ask, the back of the knee is known as the popliteal fossa

Animals are either left or right handed, like humans and Polar bears are left handed.

-smiley - blacksheep


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Post 107

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

A chicken once had its head cut off and survived for over eighteen months, headless.


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Post 108

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

(i don't know how reliable that one is...)


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Post 109

J

Huh?

Only female mosqitoes bite

-smiley - blacksheep


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Post 110

J

That sounds a bit like an urban legend, but a, how do I put this lightly, bad one.

Almonds are technically peaches

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 111

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.


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Post 112

J

Was that because of hippies? (Hippies ruin it for everyone)

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 113

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

i guess it might have beensmiley - erm...

the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body.


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Post 114

J

Stupid hippies

In the Peter the Great Era in Russia, men who had beards were required to pay an extra tax

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 115

Andrew 3.0 Pro

money is not in fact printed on paper, but a cotton-paper mix. It is also water-proffed.

85% of all money has traces of cocaine on it (i think i used this one before)

smiley - towel


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Post 116

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

ooo....cattleprod! is it one of those electric ones?


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Post 117

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

i am perfectly aware how random that was...it's getting late here...

In California, it's against the law to use your dirty underwear as a dust rag.


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Post 118

J

Stupid California hippies

Birds don't sleep in their nests

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 119

Andrew 3.0 Pro

70% of the public internet is pornography.


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Post 120

J

Really? I would've thought that number much higher, based on what I've seen

Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west.

smiley - blacksheep

PS I kidding


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