A Conversation for Join the League/Club of Incredibly Super Ultra Smartly Intelligent Children of the Mind
LCCM Project #2
Andrew 3.0 Pro Started conversation Feb 1, 2003
Here's the deal: each post should include a popular cliche saying, such as "When life gives you lemons..." but right about the middle change the words to make it funny, such as:
When life gives you lemons, burn them.
People who live in glass houses should not have bathrooms.
A bird in hand is worth nothing at all.
When life gives you lemons, drink Pepsi!
Jordan and I used to do this a lot, but I can't remember any good ones at present....
no 
LCCM Project #2
J Posted Feb 1, 2003
Some beginnings include-
What's good for the goose... (Is good for the gander)
The grass is always greener... (On the other side)
People in Glass Houses... (Shouldn't throw stones)
Don't Count your Chickens... (Before they hatch)
Money doesn't grow... (On trees)
A bird in the hand... (Is worth two in the bush)
Every Cloud... (Has a silver lining)
Home is... (Where the heart is)
LCCM Project #2
J Posted Feb 7, 2003
For instance, our favored one, when life gives you lemons, burn them
LCCM Project #2
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 8, 2003
love makes the world go round, pot makes it spin 
LCCM Project #2
J Posted Feb 8, 2003
Don't count your chickens... as collateral
What's good for the goose... is probably bad for the crow
LCCM Project #2
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 8, 2003
a bird in the hand is... always good for a snack.
LCCM Project #2
Darth Zaphod Posted Feb 18, 2003
When life gives you lemons, make toast. (But not out of the lemons...cuz that's just silly)
Do unto others as you would have them do unto your mom.
DZ
LCCM Project #2
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
is that really a good thing?
LCCM Project #2
Darth Zaphod Posted Feb 18, 2003
c'mon now...EVERYBODY'S mom made the cut! Even MINE, which is suprising! tee hee
DZ
LCCM Project #2
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
well...i was reffering to the fact that complete strangers are now, it would seem, discussing your mum.
LCCM Project #2
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
erm
well ok...
LCCM Project #2
J Posted Feb 18, 2003
she hurt her foot
She's next to me right now, in a pink chair about 20 ft away
Would you like to speak with her?
LCCM Project #2
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
erm...you're beginning to freak me out now.
LCCM Project #2
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
well
Ok...whatever gets you thru the night...
hi jordan's mom...i feel sorry for you
LCCM Project #2
J Posted Feb 18, 2003
end Jodan's mom saga
sorry there old moosey, I went to the bathroom, and my mom, is a quick typist
LCCM Project #2
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
uh-huh....
so ANYWAYS....
Key: Complain about this post
LCCM Project #2
- 1: Andrew 3.0 Pro (Feb 1, 2003)
- 2: J (Feb 1, 2003)
- 3: J (Feb 7, 2003)
- 4: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 8, 2003)
- 5: J (Feb 8, 2003)
- 6: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 8, 2003)
- 7: Darth Zaphod (Feb 18, 2003)
- 8: J (Feb 18, 2003)
- 9: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 18, 2003)
- 10: J (Feb 18, 2003)
- 11: Darth Zaphod (Feb 18, 2003)
- 12: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 18, 2003)
- 13: J (Feb 18, 2003)
- 14: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 18, 2003)
- 15: J (Feb 18, 2003)
- 16: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 18, 2003)
- 17: J (Feb 18, 2003)
- 18: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 18, 2003)
- 19: J (Feb 18, 2003)
- 20: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 18, 2003)
More Conversations for Join the League/Club of Incredibly Super Ultra Smartly Intelligent Children of the Mind
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."