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J Posted Feb 18, 2003
I didn't wash my hands
MOM!! 
don't say that
too bad the delete button is brokennnnnnnnnnnnn, and the nnnn is stuck
has had too much caffiennnnnnnnnnnne
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
now u'r just being stupid.
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
you're not funny. 
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J Posted Feb 18, 2003
The world is a lot funnier when you have four gallons of caffienated beverages and 20 sugar cookies down your throat
with Coca Cola
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
that's probably true....
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J Posted Feb 18, 2003
and you don't worry about spelling the word caffienated as much either
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
i never worry about that...
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J Posted Feb 18, 2003
if I were my normal self, I'd be checking Dictionary.com to see what worked
is content
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
hehehehehehehehehe....
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J Posted Feb 18, 2003
sure, you laugh at my misfortune... I forgive you, my orthodontist is a sadist
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
mine think's it's appropriate to discuss his new porsche with the dental nurse, for 1/2 AN HOUR BEFORE ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING, all the while with some pointy instrument in my mouth...he seems to think i should keep my mouth open all this time...asshole.
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J Posted Feb 18, 2003
My dentist's assistant will talk about gynacoledgy (I know that not how you spell it, but I don't care) in exquisite detail with me lying in the chair the whole time! My life is a sitcom, my sister took home a strange cat and didn't tell my parents, and ended up allergic, so it had to stay with me...
MY LIFE IS A SITCOM!!! AND I ONLY LIKE DRAMAS
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
meh...i don't care.
my orthodontist also does the fun and exciting "just take a seat through there and i'll be with you in a minute" trick (he'll turn up about an hour later...talking about the image a porsche gives you)...everytime i see him i just want to stick barbed wire up his nose (well, he stuck in my mouth, it's only fair.)
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J Posted Feb 18, 2003
I don't even BS the guy.
Him: "Do you floss every 15 minutes?"
Me "No"
Him "Well Why?"
Me "Because I don't want to"
He has no grasp on how this sort of thing may inconvinience me
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 18, 2003
well mine does the
"are you using the flouride treatment?"
"arguivbifsdli"
"i'm sorry, i didn't catch that"
*that's cos u've got your hand in my mouth, you dickhead!*
"OSDVSASSIHDFA+NALLY"
"i'm sorry, are you, or not?"
"NO" (it doesn't matter whether i am or not, "no" is easier to say than,"only on weekends 'cos it makes my teeth orange"
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Feb 18, 2003
I hate it when they ask questions while their fingers are lodged halfway into your mouth.
"So do you like school?"
"yeth"
"I'm sorry?"
"I luf hhcool."
"You love being cool?"
"HHCOOL!"
"oh, you love school"
"yeth"
"huh?"
"hake youw hucking fingews ouwha my mouf!"
"huh?"
and so on and so on. 
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