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The Chaps Club Do of the Year
Wonderful, Maker of the Distillery, Muse of Indefinate Concepts and Provider of Imp Powered Spacecraft Posted Feb 4, 2002
Ner did trust those ppl got a blightly for next to nothing. *snort*
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Inkwash Posted Feb 4, 2002
Never a truer word was spoken dear boy.
Didn't I order a sherry a while ago? Where's that chappy with the face like a dried bulldog?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Feb 4, 2002
i make it a policy never to pardon the frenc, what? did all those men die in vain at agincourt?
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Lurcher Posted Feb 4, 2002
Well, old Redders seems to be up to `is neck in it already!!
Thanks for the report, Fred, now if you`d be so kind as to clean up that damned mess on the floor.....can`t expect Scrotum to do it...too busy fetchin` the drinks...or should be...
SCROTUM !! where`s that Clencher!! Look lively there`s a good chap!
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Apollo Posted Feb 4, 2002
*slides a bottle of Cap'n Morgan out of his coat, takes a swig, and hides it again*
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Inkwash Posted Feb 5, 2002
MmmnnnnnII saaaaw that, old boy!
Sly old devil, bringin' yer own tipple into the club.
Not that I blame you, what, what with the service round here being SO BALLY APALLING!
I say, if I shout loud enough d'you think he'll remember who pays his wages?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Feb 5, 2002
come to that, who does pay his wages?
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Apollo Posted Feb 5, 2002
I'd be willing to wager he drinks his wages, if you get my drift, boys!
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Lurcher Posted Feb 5, 2002
The state he`s usually in, must be payin` `im too much, what!
Unless, of course, it`s all part of some sly plot to cut down our alcohol intake. But who`d want to do that d`yer suppose ??
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Lurcher Posted Feb 7, 2002
*Gets fed up waiting to be served, goes to fetch a drink himself*
I`ve got two pints of Clencher and a large McLurchers here...no offense chaps, but I`m drinkin``em m`self!!
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Inkwash Posted Feb 8, 2002
Right 'ho!
Think I'll raid the bar meself since the old peepers are open for once. Reminds me of when meself and the chaps from the motorcycle detachment raided a warehouse in Egypt lookin' fer weapons and the like!
Ended up in the clink for that little jape if I recall...
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Feb 8, 2002
What ho chaps, is it me - or is that foul stench in here again?
Bassers
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 10, 2002
Now then Chaps, just thought I'd pass one or two of Redders travel tips and hints when visting Foreign climes.
USEFUL CHAPS PHRASES TO KNOW
As an absolute minimum I'd recommend you get to grips with the following
You there.
Sir, you are a disgrace.
I would not bed my Polo pony in this frightful room.
I am the 15th Duke of Wimborne and you are a mere shopgirl. They will never believe you, you know.
TRAVEL ESSENTIALS
In my experience there are a few things a Chap should never be without no matter where in the world they be.
Manservant
Chauffeur
Native bearers
Shooting stick
Elephant Gun
Bottle of G 'n' T
Superior attitude
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Feb 10, 2002
he's obviously not very well bred, is he chaps? one does not travel with one's manservant. one brings one's butler, dear boy.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 11, 2002
Harrummph !
Well one is quite entitled to one's opinions of course but the thought of taking Scrotum on a journey of any significance is too utterly appalling.
Besides who would get the drinks when he was away ..... ah yes see what you mean - absolutely no impact on the bar service whatsoever, of course.
Maybe we could get Wonders to trade him in for a few camels on his trip to the Dark Continent, eh ?
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Inkwash Posted Feb 11, 2002
Had a manservant once.
Also had an antique china tea set.
They both disappeared at once, you know.
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The Kaos Kid Posted Feb 11, 2002
Yes that china set did sell well, if you wanted to know. Ops did I say that out loud.
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- 241: Wonderful, Maker of the Distillery, Muse of Indefinate Concepts and Provider of Imp Powered Spacecraft (Feb 4, 2002)
- 242: Inkwash (Feb 4, 2002)
- 243: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Feb 4, 2002)
- 244: Lurcher (Feb 4, 2002)
- 245: Apollo (Feb 4, 2002)
- 246: Inkwash (Feb 5, 2002)
- 247: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Feb 5, 2002)
- 248: Apollo (Feb 5, 2002)
- 249: Lurcher (Feb 5, 2002)
- 250: Inkwash (Feb 6, 2002)
- 251: Apollo (Feb 7, 2002)
- 252: Lurcher (Feb 7, 2002)
- 253: Inkwash (Feb 8, 2002)
- 254: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Feb 8, 2002)
- 255: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 9, 2002)
- 256: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 10, 2002)
- 257: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Feb 10, 2002)
- 258: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 11, 2002)
- 259: Inkwash (Feb 11, 2002)
- 260: The Kaos Kid (Feb 11, 2002)
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