h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To be fair, Daleks aren't renowned for polite requests.

I AM THE GOD OF THE DALEKS!
YOU WILL OBEY OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!

Oh, yeah?

*crumples up piece of paper, stands on Dalek's foot, lid pops up on head, throws paper in*

Overgrown waste paper basket!

Since when did Daleks ever have feet?

Well, i kinda stood on the sticky out wheely thingy.....you know......oooh......humph!

OK, it's a wheely bin then!

*paralyses leg and flies away*

OK, this is surreal now! Since when could daleks fly?

http:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Remembranceofthedaleks.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Remembranceofthedaleks.jpg

That's more of a hover! No point in hiding upstairs though!

HOVER? DO NOT OFFEND THE DALEKS
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Dalekinvasionfleet.jpg

I wish to apply for God-dom... I wish to be the god of "Huh? You did WHAT? and other things I can't remember"

Guess I got this a little backwards...have my badge, but wish to be henceforth dubbed


Goddess of Suggestive Laughter


When you hear it, you'll know *exactly* what I mean...

You might have to wait a little while, guys...

ah, well. I asked

My apologies Red Fox... I added you several weeks ago, and never let you know!

And Ascverlaren, you are also now--

*cue the music*


Part of the Pantheon!

Welcome...and good luck

I wish to register my God-hood as: Patches - God of nothing worth being a God of.

Hi there Patches, I see you made it across to the correct page

I'm sure Apollo wil be here soon to welcome you officially...

Thanks for the warm welcome. What do you think of my new label, now that the 'truth' is out?

There is so much that doesn't need a God, that you must have millions of followers