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Whoops, that should be *exactly*, of course.

Just giving you all a little taste of the God of Modesty's powers.

Well...since you're so eloquent, I suppose I could do that

Won't capitalize the g's though. It's the one title that isn't in my authority to give

Much obliged!

hello i was wondering if i could become the god of naked mole rats?

whatever takes your fancy....

Oh Great Apollo will be here shortly, and provided you have checked the existing list of gods and are not stepping on anybody's toes i don't see that it should be a problem at all!

Now sit down, have a , or depending or your taste and the big A will be here just as soon as he has a spare GOD minute!

thanks ill have a cider.

to keep the hunger at bay

thank you, i wont say no .

Welcome to the Pantheon, Curryator!! I hope you and your naked rats find it most welcoming

Oh mighty Apollo
I come and protrate myself at thy holy feet
*looks around nervously*
err - hello - is there anyone there?

If you can hear me mighty Apollo - I - err - crave a boon...

...you see I have been an honorary God for quite some time now and I think that it is time that I dropped the Honorary and just called my self God Ok perhaps that's a bit bland, I suppose it would be the same as a mortal human just calling themselves Man.

No - the boon I crave oh great one, is to be admitted to your Pantheon as a God of something and that something is to be the God of all things Honorary.

Hey I don't even have to change my name for that.

*forgetting self in presence of mighty one - quickly prostrates self on floor again*

err - so what do you say

I say Congratulations!!



Welcome to the Pantheon

Thanks.

*forgetting self again in presence of the mighty one - prostrates self on floor*

Er - I mean, Thank you Mighty and Powerful Apollo - your generosity knows no bounds.

*respectfully backs out of the door bowing and keeping eyes averted from the great one*

- Honorary God - God of All Things Honorary -

Good save there HG!

I shall be the god of the Daleks

Shall you?

I think you'll find that was the Dalek *Emperor*.


DO NOT BLASPHEME!

Aw... I miss DW...

Whoa, italics out of nowhere...even I didn't see that coming

Though not nearly as eloquent a request as we're accustomed to, welcome to the Pantheon, Dalek Supreme!