h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I stopped past the Valhalla inn and liked what I saw. Could I be the bar maid when I am not off vanqushing foes? I have had lots of experience when I worked at the Firkin and Forest, best tavern east of the Rhine.

Please do! Spice the place up...make it a nice, comfy, Nordic palace

apollo! this place is great!

still looking for deities? i'd like to be Bastet, the half-cat half-woman egyptian goddess...

i'm sure red dog will /love/ that...

uh oh....

You know...Olympus is becoming quite a little Cat War hangout! Red Dog, Red Fish, and Myself....sea, MoG, agcB, and Saturn Girl
Anyway, welcome to the Pantheon sea!! and if you really want to give the Red God a beating, check out the Battle of the Gods!

.... half Cat, half woman, half baked.

half jealous!

thanks, apollo!

Well I guess that there`s room for at least one Bastet case in the Hall of the Gods (there goes the neighbourhood)

i can't think of any witty comeback for that, so i must bow down to the king of disconcertingly bad puns...

Hi Im Raven! Just wondering if I could be considered for God-hood? I've noticed that you only really have nice gods and would like to represent the other side of the coin. Even though I'm not evil so to speak I'm more your outcast type of god! So I was thinking Raven- God of Darkness? What do you think?

Evil gods there are aplenty, Raven

I am very evil: "muahahahahaaa" <--see?

ha. he's /diet/ evil. just isn't quite the same, no matter how hard they try...

now /i'm/ evil. i'm a cat! i HAVE to be evil!

~casually fries sea's tail with a lightening bolt~

Oh... sorry, sea, did you say something?

can anyone else smell burning fur?

*nurses fried tail*

oooh, /you/ are going to GET IT!

*lights fire under fish bowl*

anyone for fresh boiled fish?

Now then Initiates .... you need to exercise those frustrations outside coz you might damage the gilded recliners and frighten the Nymphs. Try http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F72944?thread=129973&latest=1 The Red God

~wonders if sea knows that the 'fishbowl' is just a bowl containing anti-cat anthrax, which is now filling the room as gas...~

well Raven, every Asgard must have its Loki, right? --sorry, I'm getting as bad as the Red God.

Welcome to the Pantheon you might want to try some of your evilness out in the Battle of the Gods...I think RG or SaturnGirl could use an opponent

Thank you so much my fellow deities! Now it is time not for the damned to step out of the shadows but for the shadows to band together and step out to join the rest of the world. Oh and there is one thing to remember about the shadows (it also applies to me) you can't see them when it gets dark! We blend into it as though it was the fabric of our very being, well who says it isn't?

It's time for all those who are downtrodden, opressed, taken for granted, treated llike a moron or just generally an outcast to stand up and be counted! I present to you myself, Raven!

Raven

P.S. Do they sell those big German pretzls at the Valhalla Inn?

Hi there!

Now, Apollo, since I gave you such a pasting in The Battle of the Gods, may I now be granted full goddess status?

Thanks very much,

Caper Plip