h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, make the rest of your life as good as you can!

Of course it isn't funny, PAL. I can only hope that your doctor is giving you good advice. If I've suggested anything that might be dangerous, don't listem to me. I don't know as much about you as your doctor does.

My grandmother lived with angina and seriously problematic circulation for almost twenty years. She took her meds and tried not to overexert, but she still had some times when she overdid it, and had to get medical treatment.

My mother is at that frail stage when it's very easy to do a little bit too much.....

The , are a bit odd; I have to do the garden when I can and the petrol hedgetrimmers weigh in at 11 lb I think and blow fumes in my face.

Told them I might need help and they said I should be alright, just take it easy.

But I also like photography with a camera weighs 5 lb; you have to give that up they say.

But I only want to take one stunning photo that takes your breath away before I snuff it.

I'm nowhere near doing that yet. Not getting much in the way of practice either.

taxi? with my luck the reaper will force me to walk

Gardening might benefit your flexibility, because of the bending you'd need to do. Can those hedge trimmers rest on something, so the weight won't be as much of a factor? Are your arms stronger than your legs? I ask only because my mother has weak legs, but her arms are fine.

I like your photographs, so I'm sorry to hear they don't want you to keep on with photography. Most of the cameras that my parents use are very light. Is that an option for you?

Nah the option is I take no notice; that is it. Never believe a wasser.

If I can lift 11 lbs vibrating violently, then I can lift 5 lbs and never mind the evil bankers, who only live to steal something.

If they told you that swimming will lead to your death; and picking up litter and scrubbing floors is not only something to which your better suited, but also you will live longer and are better off as a result of your reduced quality of life:

I bet you will think, something funny is going on here.

I think there is something funny going on.

Never mind Paul; at least you aint got a New York traffic violation ticket.

Cheek; I can't even get to New York.

Forget the camera thing; I suspect you don't know you can as much take a good photo without a good camera as you can be a mathematician without reading any good books.

How much is Bourbaki vol 1-2 nowadays, it was £800 each. Could be less now.

These were set books on one course amongst others; such a lot of books.

Wow.

I think we've had something in common in our dealings with doctors. They act as if it's a waste of their time to explain why they give some of their stranger advice. There are things I don't *want* to talk to them about, because they'll only think I need to change what I'm doing.

I'm going to see my physician Tuesday. In RL my physician is part of a teaching hospital, so I always get the young guy who is just learning the ropes. By the time he knows what he is doing he is gone and I have someone new to contend with.

George Burns used to joke that he had outlived many of his doctors.

My is older than me, very experienced and competent, but what will happen when he retires, I wonder?

Hey, maybe they will replace him with a young ?

Oh well, now that even the US president and our pm are younger than me it would probably just make me feel even older

I think we need another round , it's Shagbarks birthday after all, congratulations

If everyone at the bar was square, would they have a round?

still waiting for the round. You can wait until Tuesday for the cake.

Go with what your GP says- they know best (I know as I am one- with an interest in diabetes + ENT)

The only thing I can say is very rude; obviously you think my photo's are crap.

So if you want one, do it yourself or pays the money.

If you got half a brain, you can see that 11 lbs is heavier than 5 lbs, that is because Integers are Totally Ordered.

But you don't need to know that to know the truth do you. By the way I want to swap my 2 bedroomed social house for a smaller 30 bedroomed mansion.

It is on a route.

Is it time for resigning; everybody that has been to lots of parties seems to be doing so.

We will have to have a sing song for them

We has on the good ship this one,
when,,, someone had a vision.
That every line...
..............should ryhm. (how do you spell that, cor)
Cos the paper I took the time,
to write on

NoW is only something to eat your chips on.........
That is not very good is it?

Try again;
It was on the good ship Venus......(thinks)

[What did you say, Cheshire cat? We're all out of our minds here? Well, how do we get back inside them, then?]

Wot; everybody is trying to ruin my life. By resigning theys are confusing me.

Since I gots them all down as in each others beds.

But now I'm just plain confused