h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes! Phone in my predictions on my mobile! Good idea!

It'll be tough, Ormondroyd, but you'll get through it! I'm already worrying about how I'll cope in May when I go to Barcelona for 10-11 days.........

anyone? anyone? anyone? anyone? Phew, just about recovereed?

I'll have a please!

quick Woa, what's happening? Where am I?

Have a good holiday Ormy

*Prods posting above*
Was that deackie?

What? nah, just a mirage I expect

There it was again...
*pinches self*
oww!

Im not dreaming...

HOw the hell are you deackie?

*pinches vp so he knows he's not dreaming*

I fine thanking you very much. And your goodself?

ok - busy though

Have you got exams looming large? I hate exams, then send chills down my spine. I should really be doing some work at the moment. I'll have to log off in a minute as I *must* make a phone call today that I keep forgetting to make.

Tell me about exams.
No dont! there awful and there come soon
And I cannot get down to revise.

paul, pokemon? really?

Exams...
This year, must be the first time in six years, I've not been having summer exams... Although the last four years, I've also had the delights of post-Christmas exams.... But not this year... Kind of miss them in a kind of way well, I'd prefer them to this mamoth Thesis endevor Oh well.. Halibut sprouts emortal work time

2legs, shhhhh! We are meant to be relaxing and unwinding in here remember?
We should try to create an e**m free environment here in the Green Room maybe?

yes vogonpoet realy. OK anyone?

Oh no, you don't get away from e*ams that easily. I am setting everyone a spot test. It's a practical.

Task 1. Demonstrate the art of flolloping on inflatable furniture.
T2. Demonstrate your ability to drink and while enjoying a variety of tasty snacks.
T3. Access h2g2 using the extremely fast, non-crashing computers in the Green Room.
T4. Bounce
T5.
T6.
T7. Revolt.

Marks will be awarded for artistic interpretation, technical skill and how many other addicts you manage to include in these activities. Bonus marks will be awarded for managing to complete all tasks simultaneously. The time alloted for this test is indefinite.

Gooosnaargh!

*pours himself *
*as first half of settles, pours deackie, 2legs, and paul *
*after settling, pours himslef rest of *
*moves hands around in the air right at very end and makes picture of on *
*drinks carefully from *
*Inspired by and good , decides there shall be no more war, and _bounce_s up to cloud nine and back again before pulling may more drinks for all*
1st half, , 2nd half
1st half, , 2nd half*drink*
1st half, , 2nd half*drink*
1st half, , 2nd half*drink*
1st half, , 2nd half*drink*
1st half, , 2nd half*drink*
1st half, , 2nd half*drink*
1st half, , 2nd half*drink*
1st half, , 2nd half*breaths*
1st half, , 2nd half*drink*
1st half, , 2nd half*drink*

*Gives everyone a quick and then the beverage of their choice*
I propose a toast, to peace.
We shall subvert the powers that war around us, and make peace.
*makes way over to computers, talking as he goes*

We have a problem, and that problem is war. We have a solution, and that solution is

*makes new entry on 360 suggesting can change the world ny degree*

*briefly marvels at the speed at which his preview entry request is answered*

*posts entry to 360*

*proposes more *
*falls over*
*gets up, and rambles over to nearest uprighth researcher)
random researcher, ,

*Drops to floor, crying out on way down*
HOw djid I doooo?

*thud*

*Tots up marks on the sheet attached to her clipboard*

Well done vp, you've passed with merit although dropped a few marks for failing to flollop on the furniture. With a bit of extra practice you'll be ready for the advanced realxing and unwinding

See I tried to flollop onto a sofa at the end, but I just couldnt make it...

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