h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wearing a badge around your lower leg is certainly original Congratulations

Sta?

You said you have a shinning badge.

Maybe it will come in handy for skateboarding ???

Did you see French and Saunders over Easter? I loved the bit when the computer wouldn't work and Dawn French said she was a computer whisperer How are you my old bean?

I have watched almost no telly in the past 4 weeks as I have barely left the computer lab. This will remain the case for another two weeks or so, then I will just have my revision for about 6 weeks, then I will be able to watch tv again.

I miss ana dreadfully, and am feeling tired. Apart from that, things are

How about you?

Have spent the last 2 weeks not bothering to do any work because I'm too p-ed off with the course, so I've been doing some serious relaxation and delaying the guilt until next week. I'm now trying to work out how to avoid and deter unwelcome advances. Any suggestions?

Get yourself a boyfriend / girlfriend?

Or spend your entire life in a room with your computer, thus avoiding meeting any potential RL advancers.

I've considered both options but they're both a bit extreme. Isn't there any other way?

YOu are recieving unwelcome attention from someone in particular?

ITs not one of those complicated, cant we just be friends, oh I think we could be so much more than just friends, oh but really, your just a mate situations is it?

No, thankfully it's not that bad. The person is rather overbearing though, doesn't take hints.

Ah well in that case the answer may seem harsh, but is really the only way - you will just have to stop making hints and make your feelings abundantly clear to your would be suitor. If they cant take a hint, give them a brick instead.

GOsh, what amazingly useful advice I give. ho ho ho.

I'm not much good at that, and it's complicated. You're right though. *bangs head against wall*

Why isn't everything in life as simple as h2g2?

h2g2, probably the greatest online cool place in the world.

I think I'll move in. You're a GURU, any idea how I can upload myself? I wonder if I could borrow my mum's scanner and scan myself in... no, then I'd still be here but they'll be a copy of me freaky thought.

Well people do keep muttering about the ability to upload our own pictures and the like being in the pipelines, but I dont think the same featuers are likely to be extended to include soul uploading support... it would be a dreadful drain on the servers if the 1500 plus/minus 500 active researchers were able to be online ALL the time... you could always join the campaign to switch VR and RL over, if you havent already done so.

Sounds rather like a Robert Rankin novel, uploading my soul. I don't think even the researchers on h2g2 could cope with access to that weirdness. It's a truly sacry thought.

what Robert Rankin novel?

you could always just when you see them coming...