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Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2010
It's always good to have Oscar on your side. 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 21, 2010
do they hand out oscars for best puns, i wonder 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jan 21, 2010
They ought to hand out citations.
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 21, 2010
'the nominees are...'
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2010
I'd better 
until this blows over...
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 21, 2010
and all this just for "Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 21, 2010
just goes to show there is no escaping pun hunters
sleep well, folks 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 21, 2010
night mate - take care and I hope the gout's clearing
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2010
Pun hunters are an intrepid breed. They would need to be.
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 21, 2010
there's some dangerous puns out there
I met one once and it smelt pun'gent
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jan 21, 2010
'He who would pun would pick a pocket.'
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 21, 2010
my hands will never leave my arms
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 22, 2010
To be forewarned is to be forearmed.
To be four-armed is to be half an octopus.
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 22, 2010
*hands paul four peg arms*
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 23, 2010
Sorry, Pierce, I need to know what they're made of before I can take them. If they're made of ebony, I need to study Ebonics or They'll never understand my commands.
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jan 23, 2010
I am not fluent in this tongue, and can offer no advice in it, although I have spent part of the last week translating from Gullah.
But as they say in my ancestral tongue: 'Ne'er gang til the deil wi a dishcloot on yer heid.'
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 23, 2010
They probably have to say it more than once so as to be understood.
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jan 23, 2010
Depends on whether the dishcloot is o'er yer heid, or yer mou'.
This discussion has inspired me to go rooting in the IDEA site - International Dialects of English Archive. Lots of fun.
http://web.ku.edu/~idea/index.htm
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