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Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 16, 2010
Waking up alone would also have been good, right? 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 17, 2010
waking was what i meant, dunno why i wrote waiting 
my typos are getting weirder and weirder and next i fear they will take over all my postings 
as if my writing wasn't weird enough to begin with...
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 17, 2010
I'm in the same boat, Pierce. (A good idea, since we're both virtual ) I have two problems: my fingers aren't as precise as they used to be, and I don;'t see the typos as readily as I used to. 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 17, 2010
i spotted it immediately when i came back here, but then proofreading is what i do for a living so no surprise there. i often find more errors once i have printed something than what i find on screen
handwriting is becoming more and more difficult for me. i can hardly write an address on a snail mail letter since i am so used to keyboards and for years never had to write anything by hand
it doesn't help that i have developed carpal tunnel syndrome 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 18, 2010
Can't you take a net and fish the carpals out of the tunnel, and have a fish fry? 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 18, 2010
i'm not sure. aren't they rather high on purins? 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jan 18, 2010
Hey, back during the really cold weather, some Englishman went over to Bordeaux and caught the world's largest carp: 94 pounds is what I read.
The sensible person then released the monster. Nobody would want to eat *that*.
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 18, 2010
oh well, we all know about englishmen and anglers, don't we?
their memories may be short, but their arms are long 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 19, 2010
That's because they are Angler-Saxons.
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jan 19, 2010
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 19, 2010
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 19, 2010
i guess i should have seen that coming 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 19, 2010
ha! your all only codding
"codding - Yorkshire lingo for joking"
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jan 20, 2010
Talk to Paul - he lives in the 'land of the bean and the cod'.
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 20, 2010
It's bean a long time since our cod walked on land. 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 20, 2010
is that freebie and the bean ?
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 20, 2010
Who wants to know? 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 20, 2010
not me! I just like looking in folks trash bins
(as in the film)
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2010
Be careful, prof. You don't want to wake up Oscar the Grouch. 
Jailed for speeding, I escaped and put a huge bulbous nose on my face as a disguise (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 21, 2010
he's an early muppeton my side
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