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In search of Adventure
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 18, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Well at least we are one step closer to our adventures end, oh, maybe not.. 
hash-
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deackie Posted Jun 18, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
I think we're one step nearer the hovel 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 18, 2001
(DSit Knight)
Oh; so we are 
What is that noise, a sort of shisteling rushing wearing galapozzzing noise?
Look!
Up there!
*points upwards*
(Narrator)
Above the travelers a large object plummets towards where they stand, as it nears it becomes quite clearly ressolved into a very,n very large rock.
As the rock continues its descent in accordance with the more normal rules of gravity the knight and Lady retriet into the Hovel.
T
he large rock hits the ground, scilently? and with seemingly no impact..
then, sudeenly it splits open, and water gushes out refilling the stream and also washing the giant plug hole back into place.
The now hollow rock fills with rabbits, and it finally makes a mind-splitting noise as it falils to follow all the rules of gravity::
T
he ground shakes and the bunny-filled rock creates a large cratar in the ground next the stream.
The rabbits turn to carp and the rocks crater creates a rather nice Carp pond.
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deackie Posted Jun 18, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Great special effects!
The earth just moved then.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 18, 2001
@!%#$#! 2legs, that other dimesion really stinks! Why'd you send me there any way?! I was trying to help! Well, I'll have my revenge on you, I'll disable your sword! My sword-useless-rendering-machine-thingie...WILL RENDER YOUR SICK, TWISTED, MAGICAL SWORD USELESS! Utterly, utterly, useless!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
PS - have a nice day, And the spell will be broken if you apologize for sending me to that horrible dimension.
-Clip
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 19, 2001
(Sir Knight)
The Earth did indeed move, for me, and you also I see
Oh:: I didn't mean to send you to the alternative dimension, return the power of my mighty weapon (that is the sword!) and I will try and make you come back..
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 19, 2001
why thank you kindly, and by your apology, the spell is broken, and the sword is rendered usful, rather than useless, and as a bonus, I hereby bestow upon you, a six pack of defenestration potions.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 19, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Cheers: but what are the potions for?
(Percy)
Good morning Presilla.
(Pressilla)
Good morning, or is it afternoon, we do appear to be sleeping a lot at the moment, yawn...
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 19, 2001
why thank you kindly, and by your apology, the spell is broken, and the sword is rendered usful, rather than useless, and as a bonus, I hereby bestow upon you, a six pack of defenestration potions.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 19, 2001
oops , I just repeated myself...Those defenestration potions, when thrown, will instantly throw the target out of a window...Kinda fun huh?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 19, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Yeah, kind of fun, hang on, where has the Lady of wherever one!!!!!!!!!!
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deackie Posted Jun 20, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Ouch. Be more careful when you're waving those potions about. The window in this hovel is very small!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 20, 2001
(Sir Knight0)
*yawn
goodmorning
*yawn
*walks out of Hovel to examine the day::
*Trips over the Light Fantastic, that someone has idelly left on the Hovel's doorstep 
*Knight sores through the sky tracing an intricate looping-patturn through the thick (with majic) air::
OUCH!
*Knight hits ground
*Knight vanishes, well almost::
(Narrator)
The spot where the Knight vanished is marked by a small indentation in the soft earth.
The area is quiet, except for the slight noise of the stream*
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deackie Posted Jun 20, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Oh B******s!!!! Now who's going to carry my luggage?
Mmmm, what should I do now?
*goes over and inspects the small indentation in the ground*
I suppose I should go and look for the knight, he might be in trouble.
Dwarves, what do you all think?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 20, 2001
(Dwarf 4)
Maybe we should look in teh stream?
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deackie Posted Jun 20, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Well, what are you waiting for? Jump in then and have a look. Let me know what you find.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 20, 2001
(Dwafr) 
*dive*
ouch*!
It is frozen, the stream is frozen, but look, there is the Knight at the bottom, kind of holding his hand out, as if he was reaching for a sword*
(Dwarf 8)
Look, his sword is still over there by the Hovel*
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deackie Posted Jun 20, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Is this some kind of equal opportunities, new deal, gentleman of the lake scheme run by our new Arthurian govt?
Do you think the frozen water is strong enough to support our weight? I fancy ice skating.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 20, 2001
(Dwarf 8)
Look, there is a sign saying that the ice is fine to scate on, but only for the next two weeks
*Goodnight
*back in 14D.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 22, 2001
Maybe he would be free if we gave him his sword... but then what if the ice melts?
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