A Conversation for CAMELOT (A place of enchantment and participation)
The Dungeons
Pheroneous Started conversation May 22, 2001
[Master Grate the Jailer]
**Whistling a happy tune, and rattling the keys to the rack against a set of pliers.**
Hey ho. Give me toenails to pull, toenails to pull. Give me fingers to crush, give me fingers to crush. Scream, good people scream!
The Dungeons
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 22, 2001
[skeleton hanging from a wall]
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
*jaw fell off*
The Dungeons
Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Master Grate the Jailer]
**Jaw drops in astonishment as jaw drops to the floor**
Aha! Who's screaming now, then! Aha!
The Dungeons
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 22, 2001
[soldier]
*carrying a fainted midget*
Private Ryan Reporting Sir!
Found a spie Sir!
Where should I put him? (...Sir)
The Dungeons
Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Master Grate the Jailer]
Splendid Private, stick him on the rack. Oh, and Private, stick his privates in that screw thing. And, Private, keep it private, about his privates, I mean.
Don't want them queuing up for it.
The Dungeons
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 22, 2001
Right-o... Sir.
Will there be anything else, Sir?
Oh, and Lady Guinevere asked if you can quietly fix a new *toy* for her... Sir!
The plans will be deilered to you shortly... sir.
Thank you. S-I-R
The Dungeons
Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Master Grate the Jailer]
Not again. I still haven't got my Cat o' Nine tails back. Or my cuffs. She even wanted the flippin rack in her room last week!
The Dungeons
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 22, 2001
[soldier]
...fine sir.
I'll get back to my duties then, sir.
*wakes away*
The Dungeons
Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Master Grate the Jailer]
**Calling after the disappearing soldier**
And don't forget to come back for this midget. He'll be 6 foot by this time tomorrow.
The Dungeons
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 22, 2001
[midget]
*trying to regain consiousness*
....ow!
.............arghllldjjkks....
The Dungeons
Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Master Grate the Jailer]
Quiet you tiny little swine. I'll make a man of you yet!
**Gives wheel another turn**
The Dungeons
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Private Ryan]
Goodmorning SIR!
One day hath past SIR!
I came back for the midget SIR!
The Dungeons
I'm not really here Posted May 23, 2001
Another dungeon. 
Would you mind if me and my manservant Arthur (no relation to any Dents at all) moved in for a while?
The Dungeons
I'm not really here Posted May 23, 2001
I'll admit it then, I LOVE DUNGEONS! Most entertaining. 
BTW, Arthur is not related to King Arthur, either. He's just an Arthur.
The Dungeons
Pheroneous Posted May 23, 2001
[Mister Grate the Jailer]
By all means. If you could just take the wheel for a while, I could just nip upstairs and see if Mrs Grate has a pot brewing. Oh, and mind those tassels dont get caught up in the rack.
The Dungeons
I'm not really here Posted May 23, 2001
It's my pleasure. Who is this I'm torturing, btw? Not that it really matters of course.
The Dungeons
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 23, 2001
[Morgan La Fey]
Ooh, this place looks more interesting than the Royal bore-chamber, I mean bedchamber!
May I join you?
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- 1: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 2: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 3: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 4: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 5: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 6: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 7: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 8: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 9: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 10: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 11: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 12: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 13: I'm not really here (May 23, 2001)
- 14: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 15: I'm not really here (May 23, 2001)
- 16: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 17: I'm not really here (May 23, 2001)
- 18: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 19: I'm not really here (May 23, 2001)
- 20: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 23, 2001)
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