A Conversation for CAMELOT (A place of enchantment and participation)
The Dungeons
I'm not really here Posted May 23, 2001
BTW again, it is ok to be just me? Only by the sounds of this conversation I'd have to be Guinevere, and she doesn't seem to be on offer. I have my own equipment though.
*shows off treasure chest, full of equipment*
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[voice of narrator]
I don't think you CAN be Guin, since she's in the master bedroom right now... but do pick a name!
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I'm not really here Posted May 23, 2001
*rushes off to find her Celtic myth books for a suitable name*
Back soon. 
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 23, 2001
[Morgan La Fey]
Surely your own name [Mina Muse of Bondage] is perfectly suitable for this place?
~looks around~
Not many cobwebs, has someone been cleaning in here?
*sprays fake cobweb stuff in all the corners*
There. That's better.
I'll take over the wheel while the Muse of Bondage returns.
*turns wheel*
[midget]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Morgan La Fey]
Did I tell you I *love* tall men???
*turns wheel*
{midget] *grimaces and sweats*
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Pheroneous Posted May 23, 2001
[Damsel in Distress]
(From cell around the corner)
Help, Help! Is anyone there. Please rescue me. I am wrongfully imprisoned. (And very handy with the thumbscrews!) Help!
The Dungeons
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[miget]
Aaaaaaaarghh...
[Soldier Private Ryan]
...Sorry mam... no can do...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 23, 2001
[midget]*whining with a distinct female voice:*
Hey, what happened to Master Grate? He promised to make a man out of me?
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 23, 2001
[Lancelot]
*rescues Damsel in Distress*
That dress really doesn't suit you, dear. Perhaps a different colour?
*lifts Damsel in Distress up & lifts her up onto his charger*
Oy! Watch where you are swinging those thumb screws!
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I'm not really here Posted May 23, 2001
[Brighid] - named after the Celtic Goddess of Mystery and Magic arts, also incorporating her two sisters (also called Brighid), godesses of Healing and Metal-Craft. How's that?
(sorry for interrupting the flow!)
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Pheroneous Posted May 23, 2001
[Damsel in Distress]
Oh, Lancelot! Well you know that if you don't like dis dress, I'll happily change into another one.
Furthermore, O noble knight, if you don't like this tress, I'll wear my other wig!
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GreeboTCat Posted May 23, 2001
[Greebo the Witches Cat]
Me'll have you know young lady...that me is no wig!!! Get your 'ands off me!!!
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Pheroneous Posted May 23, 2001
[Damsel in Distress]
(Over shoulder to Brighid, from the back of Lancelots departing steed)
Got Him! Got Him! Mer, mer. mer mer mer.
(To self)
Works every time!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 23, 2001
[singing voice in the distance]
Ooooooooooooooh
through death and toil and murder
and pillaging the coast
I've b'come enemy number one
My brains they want to toast!
But they shall never catch me,
for I know something they do not
I've friends in high {falsetto} high!{/falsetto} places
And I fling at them my snot!!!
{sorry guys 
}
The lights go out
When they return.... there's a great X splattered in red all over a wall
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Mice]
*recognise wig as a cat, start running in panic*
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I'm not really here Posted May 23, 2001
[Brighid]
Where did those mice come from?
*sends rats in to deal with the mice and the cat*
*waves at Damsel* Glad to help! Bye!
The Dungeons
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 23, 2001
[second mouse]
*bumps into first mouse*
"squeals"
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 23, 2001
[Damsel in Distress]
Oh, mighty Knight, please can we go back and rescue those poor mice?
*flutters eyelashes & heaves bosom at Lancelot*
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GreeboTCat Posted May 23, 2001
[Familiar]
~produces titanium tipped claws... and rats run for it]
Gerrrroutofitttt you dirty b*****rs..
~Familiar grins at everone... and the goes off to investigate the slightly taller midget...~
Aha... ~Familiar sit on midgets chest and tickles him with her tail~
Ohhhhh me so evil... ~evil grin~
The Dungeons
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Sodier Private Ryan]
Shooooooo now....!
No pets alowed in the Dungeon!
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Pheroneous Posted May 23, 2001
[Master Grate the Jailer]
What the... God, I leave you alone for five minutes. Is it too much to ask?
Stop that singing now! And you, Ryan, wash that bloody cross of the wall.
(Points at cat creature) Use that!
(Gives rack wheel a whole turn, then espies discarded thumbscrews)
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- 21: I'm not really here (May 23, 2001)
- 22: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 23: I'm not really here (May 23, 2001)
- 24: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 23, 2001)
- 25: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 26: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 27: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 23, 2001)
- 28: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 23, 2001)
- 29: I'm not really here (May 23, 2001)
- 30: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 31: GreeboTCat (May 23, 2001)
- 32: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 33: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (May 23, 2001)
- 34: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 35: I'm not really here (May 23, 2001)
- 36: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 23, 2001)
- 37: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 23, 2001)
- 38: GreeboTCat (May 23, 2001)
- 39: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 40: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
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