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The Dungeons

Post 81

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

[6 foot 9 tall midget] thanks for the advice, oh noble narrator. I'll keep that in mind...

...being an experienced assasin I may change my mind towards something else, though smiley - grr


The Dungeons

Post 82

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

[Maid Estelle]

*starring at midget*

my...my... you look so... so.. TALL!!!


The Dungeons

Post 83

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

[midget] Actually it's not the size that counts, my dear. Here, let me demonstrate... smiley - cool

smiley - pirate


The Dungeons

Post 84

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

[Maid Estelle]


WOW!!! smiley - yikes

I DO say....


The Dungeons

Post 85

Martin Harper

[narrator]

Get a cell!!


The Dungeons

Post 86

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

[midget] Don't mind if I do. What say you, fair Estelle? You think we could find ourselves a moderator-free cell somewhere around here?

smiley - pirate


The Dungeons

Post 87

Lord Preston

[Sir Gareth]
*carried in by a guy in a blck mask*
Thankx, just put me down here, no it's ok you can cut my head of tommorrow, i'm sorry the axe broke. *man in mask leaves crying*
Poor feller, just broke his hands it did. Oh good day good sirs. i hath been brought down here to be put on ye yonder wall for a couple of days till i get ye old cut. *walks over to wall and expertlly locks himself up without needing a key* smiles, i've had a lot of practice. so whos that on ye old rack then?
*humms a little tune to himself and looks around the cell with a glow in his eyes* this is the life*he mutters*


The Dungeons

Post 88

Martin Harper

[narrator] Pssst... there's a new room attached to this room here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F68913?thread=118336 - it's got beer! ;-)


The Dungeons

Post 89

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

[Maid Estelle]

smiley - blush Shall we???


The Dungeons

Post 90

Martin Harper

[narrator] Don't look at me - I'm just a disembodied voice with no physical presence. I can't even feel pain!

*brief pause* I think I can't, anyway...


The Dungeons

Post 91

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

yeah I know... yer body is in the other room, drinking itself to death....


The Dungeons

Post 92

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

smiley - grr BESIDES...

I WAS TALKING 2 THE MIDGET!


The Dungeons

Post 93

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

[midget] Sorry, I was so lost in your - er - eyes I didn't hear you smiley - winkeye

Okay, let's go check it out! I could do with a little smiley - bubbly

smiley - pirate


The Dungeons

Post 94

knight of Dragoon

(knight)

Come now will you describe this......Dungeon?


The Dungeons

Post 95

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

[narrator]

common... we have skeletons and mice... and victimes to torture...

what more do you want?


The Dungeons

Post 96

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

[narrator]
*whispers* well we do get those midget swingers from time 2 time...


The Dungeons

Post 97

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

[midget] Ahem! Midget swingers? Last I checked I had risen to 6 foot 9!

...whatever that is in metres and cetimetres smiley - erm

smiley - pirate

PS: Good to see you again St. Trin. I feel I must warn you: One of my friends is heading your way - In RL I mean...


The Dungeons

Post 98

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

[narrator]
So what?
Your a tall midget swinger!
you can't stop being a midget just because you are tall now!



PS. Nice 2 c u 2 Pirate, Ahoy! Really? someone's coming 4 vacay here?
When r u coming!?


The Dungeons

Post 99

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

[Midget] Okay, I'll change my title to [Giant Midget]

smiley - pirate

I wish I could come imidiately, but alas. There's work to do and bills to pay.

BTW: Did I tell you how much I liked you homepage? (It's been so long since I saw it and I had a lot of problems with the CPU back then so I don't know if you ever received my words smiley - erm) I take it that's your portrait? You look like a young lady I met in the Agaic Sea a few thousand years ago. I think her name was Aphrodite smiley - bigeyes


The Dungeons

Post 100

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

[narrator]
The Seven Dwarves are at the Vatican for some midget holiday, and Sneezy walks up to the Pope and asks "Excuse me, pope. Do you have any 3 foot tall nuns working around here?"

The Pope thinks about it for a minute, and says
"No, my son, I don't believe we do."
Doc snorts from the back of the group,
"Do you know of any 3 foot tall nuns at all?"
The Pope scratches his head, pauses, and says "No, my son, I don't know of any 3 foot tall nuns here or elsewhere."


At this, 6 of the dwarves begin laughing hysterically, to the extent of rolling on the floor, and the Pope asks "What is so funny about that?"

The 6 dwarves laugh again and begin chanting, "Dopey f***** a penguin, Dopey f***** a penguin!"









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smiley - flustered why! thank you... smiley - smooch I havent changed my homepage, but I did change my bbcpage, and I didn't put the link this time


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