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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 29, 2001
[6 foot 9 tall midget] thanks for the advice, oh noble narrator. I'll keep that in mind...
...being an experienced assasin I may change my mind towards something else, though
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 29, 2001
[Maid Estelle]
*starring at midget*
my...my... you look so... so.. TALL!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 30, 2001
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 30, 2001
[midget] Don't mind if I do. What say you, fair Estelle? You think we could find ourselves a moderator-free cell somewhere around here?
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Lord Preston Posted May 30, 2001
[Sir Gareth]
*carried in by a guy in a blck mask*
Thankx, just put me down here, no it's ok you can cut my head of tommorrow, i'm sorry the axe broke. *man in mask leaves crying*
Poor feller, just broke his hands it did. Oh good day good sirs. i hath been brought down here to be put on ye yonder wall for a couple of days till i get ye old cut. *walks over to wall and expertlly locks himself up without needing a key* smiles, i've had a lot of practice. so whos that on ye old rack then?
*humms a little tune to himself and looks around the cell with a glow in his eyes* this is the life*he mutters*
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Martin Harper Posted May 31, 2001
[narrator] Pssst... there's a new room attached to this room here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F68913?thread=118336 - it's got beer! ;-)
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Martin Harper Posted May 31, 2001
[narrator] Don't look at me - I'm just a disembodied voice with no physical presence. I can't even feel pain!
*brief pause* I think I can't, anyway...
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 31, 2001
yeah I know... yer body is in the other room, drinking itself to death....
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 31, 2001
[midget] Sorry, I was so lost in your - er - eyes I didn't hear you
Okay, let's go check it out! I could do with a little
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knight of Dragoon Posted Jun 15, 2001
(knight)
Come now will you describe this......Dungeon?
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 15, 2001
[narrator]
common... we have skeletons and mice... and victimes to torture...
what more do you want?
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 15, 2001
[narrator]
*whispers* well we do get those midget swingers from time 2 time...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 15, 2001
[midget] Ahem! Midget swingers? Last I checked I had risen to 6 foot 9!
...whatever that is in metres and cetimetres
PS: Good to see you again St. Trin. I feel I must warn you: One of my friends is heading your way - In RL I mean...
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 18, 2001
[narrator]
So what?
Your a tall midget swinger!
you can't stop being a midget just because you are tall now!
PS. Nice 2 c u 2 Pirate, Ahoy! Really? someone's coming 4 vacay here?
When r u coming!?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 18, 2001
[Midget] Okay, I'll change my title to [Giant Midget]
I wish I could come imidiately, but alas. There's work to do and bills to pay.
BTW: Did I tell you how much I liked you homepage? (It's been so long since I saw it and I had a lot of problems with the CPU back then so I don't know if you ever received my words ) I take it that's your portrait? You look like a young lady I met in the Agaic Sea a few thousand years ago. I think her name was Aphrodite
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 18, 2001
[narrator]
The Seven Dwarves are at the Vatican for some midget holiday, and Sneezy walks up to the Pope and asks "Excuse me, pope. Do you have any 3 foot tall nuns working around here?"
The Pope thinks about it for a minute, and says
"No, my son, I don't believe we do."
Doc snorts from the back of the group,
"Do you know of any 3 foot tall nuns at all?"
The Pope scratches his head, pauses, and says "No, my son, I don't know of any 3 foot tall nuns here or elsewhere."
At this, 6 of the dwarves begin laughing hysterically, to the extent of rolling on the floor, and the Pope asks "What is so funny about that?"
The 6 dwarves laugh again and begin chanting, "Dopey f***** a penguin, Dopey f***** a penguin!"
why! thank you... I havent changed my homepage, but I did change my bbcpage, and I didn't put the link this time
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