h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You knew it had to happen. How could you not?

You enter a deep woodsy area lit by . The sound of wolves in the distance and owls nearby advise you that this is the home of Pandora. Wanton Cherokee maiden.

This is no ordinary Fan Club. Indeed there is no building housing it. No border, save the wild land around you. Enter and enjoy the peace of the surrounding woods. The warmth of a raging fire. The scent of nature (and a really wild party) all around you.

Is this Pan's fanclub? Nooooo! It can't be! it's way to quiet and... and... un-rowdy like! Oh well, I thought I would drop off this Chippendale dancer she loaned to me last week, and a couple bottle's of Pierce's best rum (don't ask how/when/where I got it - you'd never believe it anyway).

Pan
You go girl!

*looks for showers*

*Looks around...Seems like a nice spot...plenty of space*

Wonder where she keeps the Booze

*Joins his brethren in a good old howl*

L

...*holds her skirt out and bows deeply in a curtsy...*

You guys are wonderful!!

es all around!

...*pulls a rope hidden by the leaves...up pops a wet bar, herbal
remedies and sound-surround CD player...* I may be an Indian Maiden...but this chick likes to PARTYYYYYY!!!! Whoo-hoo!

...*blinks 42 times and several hammocks tied to trees hang above the river banks...*<--- mind which side you get out on!
...*knows these people...readies the towels...*

...*puts in 42 CDs and starts to dance and whoop...around the fire*

I'm speechless...and it only took a gu-zillion words to say so.

...how immbare-iskn'... hahaha
I jsut hate whhen thad happenz...



...like I said...PARTYYYY!!

YAY!

can we just help ourselves to drink?

This is pretty neat.

I always did like forested slopes with
snow-covered peaks in the far distant
background. For those who drink too much
firewater (likely to be more than a few ),
there's a medicine circle over there where the
spirits can do their thing and lead your
hangover somewhere else....

I'll just have water.

Congratulations, Pandora.

*walks back into the clearing*

Ooh.. Pan! I love what you did to the place, sister.

*puts some Sacred Spirit on the CD player and dances around the fire*

The aspens at the edge of the clearing
quake to the beat, doing their own little
dance.

Hi Paul!!

*drags Paul in to dance around the fire*

trees can be like that, Paul. hundreds of years of living and witnessing life can make them a bit haughty..

this place is lovely!

anyone want to dance?

It's an intertribal.. just join right in and dance around the fire, lizzy..

*spins wildly around the fire in her jingle dress*

*dances*

...*spinning on tippy-toes...skirt flying...hair flying...flames being fanned...claps her hands three times and a tray of s appear...along with frosted mugs of & glasses of
...* WEEEE....My native name is Two Feathers...have you all given yourselves or eachother Indian names? Mine is tattooed onto my shoulder...along with my addy...I was lost once for 42 daze.
Now when I'm found...whomever finds me just sticks stamps all over me...shoves me into a mail box & before I even know I'm missing...I'm not. ...missing, that is.

Thanks again for this... You Hikers are really wonderful!


Here you all go...help yourselves...





...*magical gifts await their opening...you will be drawn to the box that's just right for you, by your nature spirit...and when you open your box...it will be JUST what you've always wanted...* Now, show us what you all have...one at a time please...no rush...in these woods, time virtually stands still...time does...but WE don't
...*spinning faster than ever...* Whooooo-hooooo!!!

...sends her working spirts to build a sweat lodge in the clearing across the river...hawks soar above the dancers...owls hoot with wisdom...and the water babbles with joy...

A sweat lodge??? Oh joy!!! Perfect way to get rid of a stressful day, dont you think??

lovely!