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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 15, 2003
Apollo, would that be with, or without tongues ? 
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Dec 15, 2003
I vote for tongues! Then I usually run away at the last minute...At school we used to sing 'Join on for kiss chase,nooo boys' as we marched around the playground.It was girl power in one of its earliest manifestations I guess. Wasn't much fun tho' 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 15, 2003
Tongues are always good. *pulls out a video camera* I wanna watch the teasing!
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 15, 2003
OK Apollo - teasing with no skimping on the tongue front please !
*waits*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 15, 2003
*Waits*
Erm, what are we actually waiting *for*?
I used to enjoy tongue sandwiches....
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Apollo Posted Dec 16, 2003
Alright Redders... but first you're gonna have to close your eyes! 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 17, 2003
:::::: INCOMING SMUT ALERT ::::::
*closes eyes and puckers up*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 19, 2003
*waits for the hot god on god tongue action*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 20, 2003
*wants to see God kissy tongue touchy feely action.*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 20, 2003
I think I've frightened him off !
*relaxes pucker*
here you go Paul - perfect chance for a major pun/innuendo ..... don't say I never give you anything
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 20, 2003
I'd be skating on thin ice, Red Dog.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 21, 2003
Hah ha ! You went for the least obvious one Paul
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 22, 2003
*pouts* I wanted to see the kiss!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 22, 2003
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Was that with or without almonds?
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 22, 2003
*blinks*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 22, 2003
I've done puckering - he had his chance
Someone else can risk it now 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 22, 2003
You've done puckering, red Dog?
That's a dog-gone shame.
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- 2201: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 15, 2003)
- 2202: Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... (Dec 15, 2003)
- 2203: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Dec 15, 2003)
- 2204: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 15, 2003)
- 2205: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 15, 2003)
- 2206: Apollo (Dec 16, 2003)
- 2207: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 17, 2003)
- 2208: Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) (Dec 17, 2003)
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