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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Sep 1, 2001
::eagerly awaits the next Thingite Newsletter::
::wonders if there is something he could do to help::
::considers the fact that he is usually helpless so there's probably NOT anything he can do to help::
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Sep 1, 2001
You're not helpless, TJ. 
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Sep 1, 2001
Amy
Thanks dear. And sometimes I may not be helpless, but I'm not always very helpful either. 
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Fred Smith Posted Sep 1, 2001
There's going to be a thingite newsletter, cool 
Sorry about the break, I came back of holiday and got confused by the whole war-zone.
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Busterbone Posted Sep 1, 2001
The R & D slave kill rate appears to be dropping.
*slices up entire horde of R & D slaves with magical sword*
Blood for the Blood God!! Coffee for my Lord Arioch!!
Or something like that.
Maybe if we just asked the R & D slaves for the coffee pot they would give it to us.
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Joe (Thingite, Priest of Bovine-relatd rituals) Posted Sep 1, 2001
Soon I will be starting an equal rights for Llamas group, I believe strongly in the equality of the Llama, and I am starting a group about it. The pages will be bilingual (in English, and my own language, Llamese) and I will be the Quimin, or leader. Please join, the Campaign for Equal Rights for Llamas needs you (and it's a fun place to hang out)
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Sep 1, 2001
TJ (few posts back)
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 2, 2001
wellsh?
do i write a post article then?
do you want to give any quotes for it?
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Sep 2, 2001
:finally starting engine after a week of stalling:
ready to role and to slice,
now some lackets i will splice!
are any left i do not see,
come face death stop hiding from me!
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 2, 2001
uncle, I'd love to read it.
Giga Strike, the conversations are up front, and the mayhem's out back, somewhere. take your pick, chatter, or slaughter. 
that's the thingites, we have something for everyone.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 3, 2001
::takes a pick and heads off into the slaughter::
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Sep 3, 2001
Hey everyone, look what came in the mail. It's a letter from the R&D lackeys. They say they would be willing to call an end to the war and they would work overtime to repair all of the defective equipment they gave us if we would only let them keep the 
machine. They say they can't live without it.
What do you guys think? Are they just stalling for time?
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Busterbone Posted Sep 3, 2001
Me neither.
Let them keep the coffee machine, but kill them all anyway.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 3, 2001
Agreed!
::: tosses a few more knives in the general direction of the R&D Lackeys :::
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Sep 3, 2001
::: walks in bearing a shiny new suppressed fire automatic assault rifle... with a compass in the stock and the little thingy that tells time, begins firing three round bursts in to the lackey squads ::: It's good to be home.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 2001
*sticks head around door cautiously*
Hello. As I've just been appointed Doctor of Thingism, I was wondering if you had anything kind of... well, doctory? 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 3, 2001
*briskly, before anyone else can get in*
yes, here is your rubber kilt and boob tube, and this great big straw wig. Also some stilettos and a carrot. The carrot is especially important.
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- 2701: T J: Mr. Shea (Sep 1, 2001)
- 2702: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Sep 1, 2001)
- 2703: T J: Mr. Shea (Sep 1, 2001)
- 2704: Fred Smith (Sep 1, 2001)
- 2705: Busterbone (Sep 1, 2001)
- 2706: Joe (Thingite, Priest of Bovine-relatd rituals) (Sep 1, 2001)
- 2707: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Sep 1, 2001)
- 2708: Busterbone (Sep 2, 2001)
- 2709: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 2, 2001)
- 2710: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Sep 2, 2001)
- 2711: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 2, 2001)
- 2712: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2713: T J: Mr. Shea (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2714: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2715: Busterbone (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2716: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2717: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2718: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2719: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2720: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 3, 2001)
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