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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 3, 2001
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parrferris Posted Sep 3, 2001
Please could someone save me from nine LEDs-worth of BL - a summary of the plot so far would be nice...
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Sep 3, 2001
No staying power. That's what watching MTV does to ya' 
Someone stole the coffee pot and it sort of all went down hill from there.
Clear?
Good.
Clive 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 3, 2001
As retribution for continued shoddy workmanship, Sir Loin decided to take the coffe machine away from the R&D lackeys. They are defending it. We are in the process of slaughtering them.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 3, 2001
Sorry Clive, didn't see you there.
::note to self: refresh before posting::
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parrferris Posted Sep 3, 2001
So things haven't moved on since I went away, then....
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 3, 2001
Wasn't there something to do with UH's thermometer ... or was that another thread?
::: lobs a few more knives at the R&D Lackeys :::
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Sep 3, 2001
No that was when Me, UH and BB dressed up as a series of increasingly depraved 
s outfits for no particularly good reason other than it was a good 
. Other thread, I'm sure of it. Or was it? You'll just have to read 'em now and find out!
MWU HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-!
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 4, 2001
no good reason? we got to see how good their hairy legs looked in a skirt. 
::sneaks up behind a lacky and gooses him. he jumps foreward and impales himself on someone's weapon. dum, dee dee, It's curtains for the R&D, happily going about the slaughter::
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Sep 4, 2001
You know, three weeks of war and I still haven't gotten my right-handed, gas powered, fully automatic whozit fixed yet! What's the use? 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 4, 2001
Th lackeys probably think that if they fix your right-handed, gas powered, fully automatic whozit, you'll just turn around and point it at them!
::maims a lackeys::
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 4, 2001
Pretty much ...
::: tosses another knife :::
Cool! Right between the eyes!
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 4, 2001
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Busterbone Posted Sep 4, 2001
Good shot Shea!!
*releases Bengal tiger in general direction of lackeys*
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 4, 2001
oh, oh, is that thing reeaall hungry?
It might not be too picky about it's choice of meat.
nice kitty,kitty...
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Sep 4, 2001
:drives over R&D's slicing them in 2:
this is fun, greatly so,
now where did the others go? 
:evil grin:
hello there, are you afraid?
:speaks to lackey hiding behind box of T&T:
to do this stuff i don't need to be paid.
:launches torpedo causeing huge explosion, forcing me to turn roadster into shield and protect myself:
damn it man, too much boom,
i think too many today i have put to doom.
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Sep 4, 2001
I dunno, I'm up to 38.5 killed over the past day...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 4, 2001
Were we supposed to be keeping track?
::: turns around, holds up hand mirror, starts tossing knives over her shoulder :::
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 4, 2001
::takes a break from the carnage, sips 
::
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- 2721: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2722: parrferris (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2723: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2724: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2725: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2726: parrferris (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2727: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2728: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Sep 3, 2001)
- 2729: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 4, 2001)
- 2730: T J: Mr. Shea (Sep 4, 2001)
- 2731: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 4, 2001)
- 2732: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 4, 2001)
- 2733: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 4, 2001)
- 2734: Busterbone (Sep 4, 2001)
- 2735: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 4, 2001)
- 2736: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Sep 4, 2001)
- 2737: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Sep 4, 2001)
- 2738: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 4, 2001)
- 2739: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 4, 2001)
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