h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was abandoned, and I was looking for a vacation house in a remote area. Since it was originally built for s it seemed to be appropriate, even though in bad shape.

Too bad. I was informed of your *over acting* Evil malicious ways */* so i returned from Far Off Land Number Three to defend my home. You are welcome to visit, you just can't own it.

Dragon fight!!!

yes -against precocious little kitties!

*a lot of things suddenly are realised, that this thread is in space and has not moved, that in space there is no air, and that without air you cannot here sound, as a result of no air everyone without a ship of some sort or a space suit or any other air source begins to choke* *whilst choking, gets into his shuttle's airlock and closes it, whilst from his ship emerge several X-wing fighters, ready for people to get in, and a massive portable Docking Bay for dragonqueen, which opens but leaves the air containment field on, not restricting dragons*

Actually due to decompression anybody outside a shop without a spacesuit would have died long ago. I was in the IGMPD so i'm fine but i don't know about you all.

ferrets neeed air I believe... Not sure how much longer I can hold my breath.

........'s

The remembrance triggered airlessness. Until then, everything was fine. *climbs up to the cockpit of his shuttle*

explosive decrompession is a nasty business. Your blood will boil out of your skin, your eyes will explode, ect. moral of the day (from Aesop's fabals: "Never be caught outside of a spaceship without a space suit. Very embarrassing and very painful."

....How lovely!

Thats why you should be in a spaceship right now. May i offer you a room on the Evil Army's lovely Intergalactic Meat Patty of Doom?

Bobo says do you have food for him??

*an X-Wing flies up to Horatio on auto, its R2 unit whistles at Horatio*

, Bobo, kill!

Get into the fighter and you will be transported to the Garendar.

Does he like spam?

*Makes it to the meat patty* *gulps down air hungrily*

*Warps to find Bobo*

Please help, hes run off again
BOBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theres plenty of food aboard! Come with me! MysteriousOne means to eat you and/or your dog. Or save you. I can't tell the difference.

Oh.. hey Bold Ferret. Do you want to stay aboard? I could lend you a GenericFighter TypeA.

* mutters, more grumpily than usual - in spite of morning *

space suits here and space suit there....

I just decided I don´t need any!

*flies very high in spite of lack of air*

It´s all in your mind!