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Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 17, 2005
*takes a warm bath*
ahhhh...my Oneness with The Jacket protects me...
*dunks the dragon's head under the nuclear waste*
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*
raises her ever so glowing head and beams MooMoo back to barn behind the Restaurant at the End of the Universe*
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 17, 2005
...
*comes back with a bushel of hay that he suffs in dragon's mouth...*
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
* expells hay (now covered with acid dragon saliva), in a most beautiful way, back into the mouth of MooMoo*
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 17, 2005
...you know nothing...you're supposed to spit hay back up into your mouth and chew it some more...it's called chewing cud...
*stuffs hay back into the dragon's mouth*
now try again
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* puts back hay, now drenched in acid dragon saliva, back into MooMoo´s wide open mouth*
Go chew it your self, idle ruminant!
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 17, 2005
but that is not the point of this minigame...
*lights dim and then undim and dragon girl has hay in her mouth again*
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
* expells now soaking acid wet hay through the mouth of the idle ruminant, and fixates it in two of his ventricles with super glue*
- and I AM a portion of PUDDING!
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 17, 2005
...*sighs*-
*lights dim and then undim*
*yet again the hay is in dragon girl's mouth*
we will do this and keep on doing this until you get good at chewing cud...
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* shakes her head and sighs.*
This is starting to get boring...
*spits out now half digested hay, adds meat flavour, puts it back into MooMoo´s mouth, and ties heavy chain round MooMoo´s cowsy snout*
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 17, 2005
*lights dim and undim*
*again...the hay is in dragon queen's mouth...*
you're not getting the whole this won't end until you learn to chew cud thing are you?
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* spits out now more or less fluid acid hay soup. Pulls out electric plug to dimming light. Throws a flame that evaporates hay soup and drenches MooMoo in the fumes*
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 17, 2005
*lights still dim and undim...only this time the scene is noticably lacking in both the hay department and SuperMoo is now standing off to the side*
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* sniffs around and finds MooMoo, hiding in the fumes.*
Hay soup or no hay soup, have some grass instead
*flies home to lair to feed 
with newly caught fresh beef*
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 18, 2005
...okay...bye then...
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 18, 2005
I had no idea that there was a space battle.
*gestures dramtically* Ready my personal fighter! *finds himself on the bridge of the IGMPD* Oh hey Supermoo. Can i help?
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Feb 18, 2005
Fighter ready sir. Made a few modifications...
Installed a new engine sound for your flying enjoyment.
Added a R.A.N.D.O.M. missile system (Really Alkali Nasty Dragon Obliterating Missile)
A comfy chair for those long journeys
Unplugged the big flashing pink arrow pointing to the ship, letting all enemies know where you are
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
ROTDQ!
* inadvertedly steps on dark heap of metal, which falls apart, picks up furball and feeds him with 
*
*then turns back and picks up DtD and gives him back to ferret*
Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 18, 2005
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- 282: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Feb 17, 2005)
- 283: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 17, 2005)
- 284: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Feb 17, 2005)
- 285: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 17, 2005)
- 286: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Feb 17, 2005)
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- 289: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Feb 17, 2005)
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- 291: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Feb 17, 2005)
- 292: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 17, 2005)
- 293: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Feb 17, 2005)
- 294: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 17, 2005)
- 295: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Feb 17, 2005)
- 296: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 18, 2005)
- 297: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 18, 2005)
- 298: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Feb 18, 2005)
- 299: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Feb 18, 2005)
- 300: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 18, 2005)
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