h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Garendar shoots into space and waits for the Evil Army's ship*

*feels slightly torn at fighting against the Evil Army*

*gets over it rather quickly*

*readies her *

*wonders how Tasterainbows prevents herself from expiring in the lack of atmosphere that is space*

*has an oxygen tank*

*dust bunnies from the MotMV hold it in place for her*

*A.R.M.Y. StarShip DarkBlade flies up into the battlezone*

*fires Proton Torpedoes as all 75 fighters are deployed against the DarkBlade*

*fires ion cannons*

*ducks*

*summons the Centauri fleet*

*moves DB (DarkBlade) out of the path of the missiles and fires lasers at garendar*

*points out the flaw in this, as this is space and cal showed no methods of getting here and has not, as yet, mentioned any way of surviving... and the Ion Cannon hits anyway*

*the shields, rivalling the Death Star's, take minimal damage* *the superlaser prepares to fire... fires*

cal is on DB

*DB fires lasers again*

*hits the button on his "anti anything suit* and pops his means of transport "the polomite" into his pocket*

centauri fleet arrives:

2, 000, 000, 1 ships now surround the Garendar



each ship has 2 powerful lasers which now fire!!

EXCUSE ME!!

WHO IS FIGHTING ON WHICH SIDE HERE?!?!

*all the ships fire at taste*

you should know by now...

*ducks*

I don't. I'm very confused. I can't remember which side I'm supposed to be on most of the time (*chants* Thing Thing Thing... you're part of the Evil Army, TR... *chants* Thing Thing Thing...)

Do you see where my confusion lies?

ME = I'm for the Evil Army

MOWos = Thingite

you could always fight yourself TR

makes a quick sweep out in space and returns to the flyable air*

"A in a space suit is just ridiculous!"

*Leaves a huge load of to fellow thingites*