h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He's probably going to be going back to school here soon.

I'll drink to that!

I'm in school though.

so just nick the Teachers supply - behing the staff lockers is the usual place for the stash of booze

I don't even know if the staff has lockers, most of the students don't.

stationary or supplies cupboard / room then CD...next place

Thanks for the advice.

Staggers in

It appears noone bothered to redecorate since last time i was here.

*shifts some of the rubble to the side, pokes through the hovermatics guts and gets a pint*

When was the last time you were in here?

Do I even know you?

Redecorate? Why mess with perfection?

English stockroom was always the best place to find ciggies. All the english and drama teachers smoked and were very charitable in their sharing.

18 months ago?

plus or minus a couple of hangovers

Just back from Germany, where all they drank was sparkling water. Some nice, still water please.

They didn't drink in Germany!? Are you sure you've been in Germany!?

Oh, and we got a holographic barkeep that appears in the form that you want it to. Amazing technology really.

Yeah, they drank too, but I hate the stuff, so I had to survive on sparkling water. Even McDonalds gave me sparkling water! Shocking.

removes cobwebs from all the bottles

Ah a cleaner....well this place *copuld* do with a tidy up ...

*drinks a pint of rat & ferret *

*deploys robotic maid*

Do you fancy making some home-made cider?

Hello whoevers here.

*rushes in throws drinks at random people, somethign explodes int he backround he rushes off to run for president of equador the cleans the whole place up*