A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"

WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 1

Terran

*a man pulls out a scroll and reads it*

"The Terranic Army having already declared war on the Evil Army of h2g2 has decided to see whom the Thingites would support in this war. If they side with the Evil Army we will declare war on the Thingites, if you decide to be on our side we will gloriously wibblify the Evil Army of h2g2, and if you decide to be neutral... ah what the heck we'll declare war on you anyway"

Signed Terran - leader of the Terranic Army A814097

*Puts away scroll, and fires an old cannon at the Thingites for good measure*


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 2

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*Stands ready*

*A small localised cloud of rain makes her look chiselled and weathered*


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Post 3

Terran

*nods in appreciation*

Could those helping, just give a nod here too A814097


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Post 4

Terran

smiley - ok


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Post 5

unknowable

don't mean to crash your party without an invite but...how did you do that thing yesterday on WH...? was that all you or some sort of multi-person hit squad?


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Post 6

Terran

WH?


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Post 7

Terran

This war only started today


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Post 8

unknowable

sorry t...that was for wk...


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Post 9

Terran

unknowable, am I right in thinking this is the first time you've been on h2g2, but you've been on other bbc boards? In which case hello and welcome smiley - ok This is just a harmless (but of course very important and tea related) battle (well war of words) on h2g2 ... in other words role play...

I have no idea what WH is though


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Post 10

Terran

Ah! That makes sense...

Yes Werekitty, is very powerful and scary... smiley - winkeye


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Post 11

unknowable

t...can't quite get an angle on this h2 thing...maybe you can help me?
got to go now but if it's ok i'll get in touch again with a few questions...regards.


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Post 12

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I wonder if it's immoral to press-gang newbies into the Army?smiley - bigeyes


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Post 13

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

The warlord has returned from his trip, so it may be a while before he can have an audience with you. In the meantime please make yourselves comfortable.

Plebis-Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergeant


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Post 14

Kitish

er....*thinks about this*

*puts hand up*

What happens if I'm a thingite, and a member of the evil army?


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Post 15

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

Kitush makes a valid point. What will happen to the Thingites of your army, and will any action taken by our Warlord affect our chances of joining your ranks in the future?


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Post 16

Kitish

er..I was referring to the other army (the one they want to wage war on..) but ah well.


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Post 17

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Fight my metaphorical brothers and sisters and cousins! Don't let the tyranny of the Terranic army crush the tyranny of the Evil Army. Also, I'm offering bags of money to those who side with the EA.


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Post 18

Kitish

I'm with ya EC...I just wanted to know about how it affects my thingite status..

may i have my bag of money now? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 19

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

Either way the Thingites will be divided. Could this be a thursdayite plot?


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Post 20

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

It must be. The last war with the Thingites was a bloody affair, I ended up hurting myself quite a bit. Despite my high rank in the Terranic Army, my loyalty to Thingdom comes first, so if they join the EA, i'll be out of the war.


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