A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"

WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 81

Terran

Yes thats some trick. Where did you learn it?


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 82

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*shrug* It's just something i do.


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 83

SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

*pours more kerosene over Ralph, and relights him*


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 84

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Oh noes! Now I too am a Werekitty! ... So... wait... does that mean I turn into a kitty during the full moon or something?

*me hits Werekitty with Watch Sergeant Angua von Uberwald*


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 85

Kitish

*is feeling rather bashed after all the shaking*

oooh gold smiley - bigeyes

Were kittye - are you sure you weren't snooking the cook?

or maybe you were....blimming the blamming!

*jumps over to grab the gold*

oh and any inquisitionees can be tied to the chair over there. I'll deal with them in a moment....


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 86

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*throws Corporal Carrot out the door, waits for Angua to chase after him and closes it*

*blinks in pain at Kitush's cryptic words*

I think I was blamming the blim?


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 87

Kitish

aha so you were blamming the blim.

wait...that made no sense whatsoever. Note to self: STOP MAKING UP WORDS AND NOT KNOWING WHAT THEY MEAN.

Right. Carry on people.


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 88

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*throws a sharp biscuit at Kitush*


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 89

Kitish

*catches it*

smiley - erm

*passes it back to were kitty*

here you go kittie. You lost a biccie.


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 90

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Syringe full of drugs attack: Second Form! *me injects a sedative into Werekitty*


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 91

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*eats biccie*

*passes out*


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 92

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

*brushes hands together* Well, that is that and everything is good and will remain good forever. *me brushes Werekitty under the rug*


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 93

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*makes a twitchy werekitty lump*


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 94

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Theres a lump in the rug smiley - sadface *me jumps up and down on lump*


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 95

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*lump gradually gets flatter and dyes the carpet red*


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 96

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Now all is good and will remain so. Although I have a strange urge to establish an alibi. Scape! SCAPE! *me leaves room and comes back with a goat* Take my calls, I'll be back in a bit.


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 97

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

*smiley - dragon paints goat in wow wow sauce*


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 98

Kitish

ya do all realise i put a poison in that biccie i handed back to the were kitty right?


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 99

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*reforms*

Great. Now my stylish black latex fighting-werecat suit is mixed with tastless carpet.

Aha! So it was you, goat!

*rips goat apart*

Foolish Kitush, I fear no mortal poison!


WAR PROPOSAL - from the Terranic Army

Post 100

Kitish

er...that was dragon queen's snack...She's going to be antsy now .


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