h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are, much better, it's truly confusing when ones train of confusion becomes confused. My confusion is now freshly confused and a state of blissful confussedness reigns supreme.

surely if youare truly confused you would be to confused to realise your confusion?blnkbonkbing

What are you talking about, I mean, WHAT are you talking about..

No, ehm, I mean, what ARE you talking about.

Pronounce the "are" like this "aaaarre", maybe now you might understand my point.

No, sorry, you've missed the point. Being confused is a true state of nirvana, for only in confusion can one find peace. To quote, "never, in the field of human confusion, have so many been so confused by so few", and now we're talking politics, which is seriously against my religion, which is another subject never to embark upon, as opium, and people, don't mix, which should be shaken, not stirred, as opposed to sired, which is a shorter but more interesting word, a long lost programme, like cobol, a well known anagram, so never a cross word, watch this space.

Comprende ?

flibble.

I was lost. I was partially confused. My world was dark and scary.

But now, thanks to Spot on Pete, I have reached the Total Confusion Horizon - all becomes infinitely confusing, and I am one with my own chaos. I have reached the calm at the center of the tornado.

Where I sit there is now light - I understand that there is nothing to understand, my confusion has overpowered any inner peace that remained and taken control, and now Total Confusion is my Peace.

It's all gone completely Pete Tong around me, though.

-- Yoz, confused

Glad to have been of service, anyone else need a confusion rehab.

Well...you're confused, aren't you?

Asking my Maths teacher to explain a question is a certain way of becoming confused.
P.S I'm back!
(I'm further up the page, about 6 weeks ago if you can be bothered to look)
P.P.S In the time I've been gone no-one has left their mad and utterly confused states, why?

I left my mad and utterly confused state (England), and went to another mad and utterly confused state (Ireland). Then I came back.

Besides, partial wobbegong, I excrutiatedly expectorate in the metaphor of gyroscopicness. See, I can confuse just as well as the next walrus.

Talking of Walrus, anybody remember the Carpenters, chip off the old block, that Ian Dury fellow, had ryhthm though took some stick, like uhu, from Star Trek, always beaming, like a small dog, barking, totally barking, on the underground, forget which line, used to be a poet but out when man came to read the meter, but hay, what a gas, not hay on Wye, too bookish, with a festival, bitter, not twisted, sister, nun of that, bad habit, confused, not me.

day a nice have......

While we're on the subject of walruses, goo goo ga joob.

How do walruses keep their teeth so lovely and white without a toothbrush, eh?

Oh you're all so zaney and wacky aren't you...Well I think you're all trying too hard to sound like the man himself, DA... and sorry but none of you pull it off without sounding just really stupid and not n the slightest bit clever and funny. It's a wild guess but I'd say non of you are remotely mad - you've just spent too much time on your own in your bedrooms with the curtains closed wanking. Mad people are interesting and have their own logic - in fact you're all pretty dull and un-interesting and probably haven't had sex for a while, that's all...
...so stop trying so hard; madness comes naturally to those who wait.

Oh you're all so zaney and wacky aren't you...Well I think you're all trying too hard to sound like the man himself, DA... and sorry but none of you pull it off without sounding just really stupid and not n the slightest bit clever and funny. It's a wild guess but I'd say non of you are remotely mad - you've just spent too much time on your own in your bedrooms with the curtains closed wanking. Mad people are interesting and have their own little logic - in fact you're all pretty dull and un-interesting and probably just haven't had sex for a while...
...so stop trying so hard; madness comes naturally to those who wait.

And how come Tarzan doesn't have a beard?

(Please join me in my quest to find the most irritating person this century. For more information, take a look at my h2g2 homepage.)

Razor fish !

No, it's a babel fish

Its sad to see that confusion has come to a grinding halt !!

I would actually say that this confusion has become haltingly grinding. And some people are confused as to whether they are mad or just confused.