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Bluebottle Posted Nov 19, 1999
That would depend on the subject. But what would a tree talk about? The day he got a bullseye with an apple on Sir Isaac Newton's head?
Or would the theory of gravity confuse it?
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Nov 23, 1999
I thinkl the tree would talk about the time one of his brethren fell down in the forest, when no humans were nearby, and didn't make a sound.... But then that would confuse the listener even more.
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Spot on Pete, alias The bearded one Posted Nov 27, 1999
Only if it lived in an old f'oaks home ! Leaf it out I hear you cry.....life's a beech and then you die.....
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Nov 30, 1999
I birch you didn't think of this one.
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Kahlie Posted Jul 28, 2000
I tried purple chocolate slugs once, but they made cleaning my double-barrel pretty difficult. Not to mention they only succeded in making the deer population very fat, and annoyed.
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 28, 2000
You should have considered the ways of the technicoloured toothbrush first. Then the slugs would become marrow, and so would disolve in malt flakes in a storm.
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- 163: Bluebottle (Nov 23, 1999)
- 164: Spot on Pete, alias The bearded one (Nov 27, 1999)
- 165: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Nov 30, 1999)
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- 167: Spot on Pete, alias The bearded one (Dec 18, 1999)
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- 169: Spot on Pete, alias The bearded one (Dec 21, 1999)
- 170: Kahlie (Jul 28, 2000)
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