h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry about the s on the last post. I forgot I wasn't writing a user page...

You're right, Americans are stupid. I should know, I am one! I wish to heck I was British, or at least european!! I'll probably be moving after college.

Yeah, but the worst thing about being British is knowing your Prime minister is sucking up to the USA President all the time...

UGH, knowing our Pres, that's pretty bad. But I didn't vote for him!

That's funny. I didn't vote for our Prime Minister. Isn't it strange how the people you *don't* vote for seem to get into office?

I know...

Hey guys, stop hijacking my confusion ! I just simply want to stay confused, not give grief to our transatlantic co-confusees.

Alright Pete, you want to stay confused...
What if I told you that your entire life was governed by a cabbage, and Woody Allen is a Communist and a member of the Ku Klux Klan. Confused enough?

help
help
help
i'm confused
particularly after reading all of this lot!
i know ive got my home page
but how the frog do i get to visit anybody elses
page
help

help

help


h e l

I wouldn't ask anybody here, we're all confused you see. Or is it mad? Or am I just confused about being mad?

No, you're mad about being confused.

I'm confused with being confused and with all this confusing confusion which is confusingly floating aroung this confusing place. Am I confused, or am I confused? To be confused or not to be confused, that is the question. Oh is that the question? If that's the question what's the answer? Is it forty-two? Or is that just to confuse me?

forty two?
surtely that's just three
lots of two
sevens

42 is... 42. That's it. (Oh yes, it's also the ultimate answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything. As if you didn't know.)

Lucky bunny smokin' hemp at work. Instant death at our place if you mention cigarettes!

You remind me
I heard that on the radio
sometime back in
1979
or about then
it takes a long time
for such breakthroughs
in the human understanding of
the universe
to reach us
here
in
the antipodes

Does anyone
else find
that when
someone
writes
like
this
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Anyway if I want to stay confused that's OK by me. Anyway if we go into Europe we won't be spending a penny any more will we. Does that me we have to Euronate everywhere, or am I just takin' the pee ?

that really doesnt worry me at all here in the
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we just p*** where we want to

If we cant use the penny anymore how will we buy 1p sweets?
will they just cease to exsist?